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10 Best ‘Bridesmaids’ Quotes

Bridesmaids
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‘Bridesmaids’ managed to be the runaway comedy of 2011. It was also was the highest grossing Judd Apatow-produced film — and his first film nominated for Academy Awards for Best Original Screenplay (written by Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo) and Best Supporting Actress (the hilarious Melissa McCarthy).

The film is centered around writer and ‘SNL‘ alum Kristen Wiig, who is the maid of honor for her best friend Maya Rudolph’s wedding. They are joined by Wendi McLendon-Covey, Elli Kemper, Melissa McCarthy, and Rose Byrne, as well as Wiig’s love interests, played by Jon Hamm and Chris O’Dowd.

Nothing tops watching ‘Bridesmaids’ again (and again), but these funny ‘Bridesmaids’ quotes are 10 of the best from the movie.

“This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a d—.”

- Ted, hinting that he wants Annie to leave

Annie: “You read my diary?”
Brynn: “At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.”
Gil: “Before you make those kinds of demands, you should put a note on your door that says, ‘Do not come into my room and read my diary and wear my clothes.’”

“Why can’t you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?”

- Lillian, who just wants Annie to pretend she’s thrilled about her engagement

Woman on plane: “I had a dream last night. That we went down.”
Annie: “Oh, God.”
Woman on plane: “You were in it.”

“You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles and have a face like sunshine!”

- Becca, drunkenly talking to Rita

“If I wasn’t a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people.”

- Rhodes, on his love of being a police officer

Helen (crying): “Why are you smiling?”
Annie: “It’s just … it’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly … and that makes me kind of happy.”

“This is kind of high octane stuff that really made me want to become a cop. Missing girl found at her apartment … it’s adrenaline pinching.”

- Rhodes, after learning missing Lillian wasn’t missing after all

“It’s a Mexican drinking worm. It’s like a Native American symbol meaning wasted.”

- Brynn, showing off her free tattoo

“I’m glad he’s single, ’cause I’m gonna climb that like a tree!”

- Megan, eying an elderly man at an engagement party

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