Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
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Your 2012 Holiday Guide to Weird Celebrity-Themed Gifts
You know the type. The infatuated friends who just can’t get enough of certain celebs so they make it their life’s work to own anything and everything with that celebrity’s face or name on it. (It’s possible we do this with Johnny Depp but you can’t prove anything.)
There are plenty of bizarre products out there that can bring them right into your home so they become a part of your everyday life -
Celebrity Face Furnishings
Some people get kinda crazy and decorate their homes like a celebrity’s -- but the most fanatical people decorate their homes with celebrities.
William + Kate Toilet Seat Cover
That friend who called in sick to stay home and watch the wedding of William and Kate probably already has the commemorative “sapphire” engagement ring, the commemorative Barbie dolls and the commemorative limoges plates. But don’t worry.
We doubt she has the commemorative toilet seat cover.
Obama + Romney Chia Pets
This certainly was the year for finding out the political leanings of all of your friends. We’re guessing you had at least one on each side of this year’s battle royale -- and now you know exactly what you can get them: Chia Pets.
Maybe the Romney fan can’t wait to shave the head of the Obama Chia...
Kardashian Krap
Someone out there must like the Kardashians. How else are they getting rich just by being alive?
We don’t know those people. We doubt you know those people. But there's a whole store devoted to taking their money.
One Direction Uggs
Boy band devotees are legendary. What began as Beatlemania morphed into rabid N’Syncers and Blockheads, and continues today with the screaming One Direction fans known as Directioners.
Ron de Jeremy Rum
You probably have one friend who wants to do everything like a porn star -- and now you can help him drink like one too with this Ron de Jeremy Rum.
‘Twilight’ Jewelry
What can you possibly get for that annoying Twihard who has everything? Gaudy jewelry, of course, from Bed Bath & Beyond's Twilight Saga Fine Jewelry Collection.
Yes, we live in a world where “Bed Bath & Beyond” and “fine jewelry” live in the same sentence.
Justin Bieber Dental Kit
We won’t judge you for befriending a Belieber. Sometimes it just happens -- and tis the season for tolerance.
But while she may have every one of Justin Bieber's albums, she’s not going to have a good Christmas if her breath is stank.
Celeb Mug Shot Accessories
Every true celebrity worshipper knows that sometimes stars get in trouble, but they love them anyway. And that's where these mug shot accessories come in.
Will Ferrell Sunscreen
Protecting yourself and your loved ones from those cancer-causing UV rays is important, but it’s not something people really think of around the holidays.
That’s where a gift basket of Will Ferrell sunscreen comes in.
Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You just retired as the face of a successful action thriller franchise, but you seem totally cool with it. You keep busy with cute appearances on TV shows like ‘30 Rock’ and by joining all the women who have done so and shaving your head for a role. I love your accent even though you try to hide it.
Ben Affleck + Matt Damon
Best buds Ben Affleck and Matt Damon grew up together in Boston and catapulted themselves into the spotlight in 1997 with their Academy Award winning film ‘Good Will Hunting.'
Betty White Tries to Make Kim Kardashian Presentable, But Hey, She’s Not Magic
If you have a calendar and pay any attention to Mayan predictions, you know the end is nigh. And nothing has made this clearer than the news that Betty White and Kim Kardashian are teaming up and hitting the town.
Thankfully it’s only for White’s prank show, so we know she can’t actually be serious about clubbing - klubbing? - with Kimmy K.
Demi Moore Dumped by Vito Schnabel – For Being Too Immature
They say you can’t keep a good woman down, and -- most likely because her antidepressants are really working -- Demi Moore is making that platitude the story of her social life after her trip to Miami last week.
All this despite reports indicating she's been sent packing by her latest much-younger conquest. Because she's too childish for even guys half her age now.
Anderson Cooper Had Us Until He Said He Doesn’t Wash His Jeans [VIDEO]
Well, one of our crushes has slipped down the list a bit. Anderson Cooper – who always seems tidy and well put together – admitted on his show this week that even though he wears the pair of jeans every day, he only washes them a couple times a year.
This doesn’t seem right to us. But hey, it’s Anderson Cooper. He’s suave and smart and a little bit prissy. Maybe he’s just got the inside track on d
That Time Barbara Walters, Harry Styles + Nipple Prints Were All in the Same Story
Taylor Swift better watch her back. We know Harry Styles likes older women, but if he likes MUCH older women, looks like Barbara Walters just might be an option.
After all, she thinks he’s sexy and talks about nipple prints when his name comes up.
Oh, were you eating? Sorry about that.
Nashville Gets Its Newest Superstar Resident: Johnny Depp
This holiday season truly brings joyous tidings: We've officially won Johnny Depp back from France, and now even ladies who don’t live on the West Coast can stalk him with ease.
That’s because the actor-turned-musician has put down roots in Music City USA -- otherwise known as Nashville, Tenn. -- dropping almost $13 million for a pad to allegedly share with his girl of the hour, reformed lesbian
Jimmy Kimmel’s Hilariously Foul-Mouthed Aunt Chippy Teaches Us How to Wrap a Gift [VIDEO]
‘Tis the season for waiting until the last minute to buy a gajillion gifts for your family and then wrapping them all in about 20 minutes at 3 a.m. on Christmas morning.
So Jimmy Kimmel’s very helpful – and awesomely foul-mouthed – Aunt Chippy was kind enough to provide us all with some handy gift-wrapping tips to ensure our presents always look pretty. Only things don't go exactly as planned.
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Getting Bill Murray on ‘Letterman’ Apparently Involves Black Ops [VIDEO]
Usually, celebrities covet a chance to appear on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman.’ It’s a great opportunity to promote their work, the host is pleasant (usually), and if it’s anything like what we’ve seen in the last few years, they’ll get to spend most of the time talking about their kids.
So why did a couple of goons have to drag Bill Murray kicking and screaming to the studio for his appear