Tom Cruise

Someone finally asked Tom Cruise about his relatively sudden divorce from Katie Holmes, and he was, to quote Blanche Devereaux, "stunned -- just stunned." That makes one of us. Out of the entire planet. And maybe those alien planets he believes in.

There's bound to be some underwear dancing going on after Tom Cruise's 2009 wiretapping case was finally dismissed in a Los Angeles courtroom earlier this week.

When the gossip magazine Life & Style claimed Tom Cruise had abandoned his daughter Suri following his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom lawyered up like Tom does and fired back a $50 million lawsuit for libel, defamation of character and invasion of privacy because he clearly doesn't know how magazines sold at supermarket checkout lines work.

You had a 50/50 chance of being right since only Tom Cruise and John Travolta think pain is a human construct created by our minds. Pretty ironic that Scientology has "science" in its name.

In the worst 'Punkd'-related prank in history, Scientology matchmakers for Tom Cruise allegedly held auditions for a fake part in a 'Mission Impossible' movie in order to find his third wife (a role later played by Katie Holmes).

In his new book 'Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief,' author Lawrence Wright discusses one of the most well-known Scientologists in Hollywood -- poster boy Tom Cruise. If the content is to be believed, Cruise has a desire to be the first Scientologist President of the US. But of course that's being denied by everyone in Tom's camp, who are probably busily drafting lawsui

Tom Cruise was willing to participate in a deposition pertaining to allegations he was involved in wiretapping someone's phone -- as long as his testimony never sees the light of day and is kept in a box guarded by fire-breathing dragons inside a castle surrounded by a lake of fire. Well, pretty much.

After divorcing Katie Holmes earlier this year, seems Tom Cruise and the forces of Xenu are already interviewing replacements. First up: a 26-year-old restaurant manager. With whom he's already desperately in love, of course.

Tom Cruise went on the 'Late Show With David Letterman' on Monday night expecting to promote his film 'Jack Reacher,' but instead ending up discussing the birds and the bees with Dave -- who dropped the F-bomb on the shocked actor.

Tom Cruise better be able to bounce a quarter off the sheets after his staff makes his bed or there will be hell to pay. And don't even make him remind you that dinner is at 17:00 sharp. This is according to Radar Online, which is claiming that Cruise is a crazed dictator who runs his home like a boot camp. Considering the source, it's a doubtful story. But considering the subject, maybe not. All

Tom Cruise's eyebrows are eating his eyes. In fact, we're pretty sure those eyebrows are running the whole show and pulling all the strings on that face.

Once upon a time in Hollywood, a vertically-challenged actor named Tom Cruise married a beautiful statuesque actress named Nicole Kidman and they lived happily ever after -- until they didn't. Since their divorce more than a decade ago, Kidman hasn't said much publicly about the union, either because she's classy or because the Scientologists made her sign a 10-year contract of silence. (We made t

Let this be a warning to all neighbors of Tom Cruise: Do not drunkenly wander onto his property if you'd rather not be electrocuted. Tom Cruise does not appreciate your shenanigans.

Hurt by accusations from both Life & Style and In Touch magazines, Tom Cruise is suing for $50 million against claims that he abandoned his daughter Suri after divorcing Katie Holmes. Possibly because he's under the misconception that those rags report actual news.

It's hard to believe that it's been over a decade since Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise split. There are rumors -- if you believe Vanity Fair -- that Kidman was ushered out of Cruise's life in 2001 by Scientology superiors who considered her a "suppressive person." But now Kidman, who once said that she still loved her unhinged ex even after their divorce, has risked the wrath of his so-ca