Scott Disick

It's Hump Day (September 18) but thankfully no one seemed to notice that much. In fact, some stars didn't even realize it was September as they were busy filming a Christmas episode of their reality show. We'll just let that sink in a bit. For the rest of us, it's mid-September.

Kim Kardashian has been largely in hiding since the June 15 birth of baby North West, but just because she hasn't been stirring up drama doesn't mean her family can't do it in her absence. (That's why there's so many of them, you guys.) Case in point: Sister Kourtney is being sued by a dude who says he's actually the father of her 3-year-old son, Mason.

Kanye West thinks that Apple founder Steve Jobs had to die so that he could live, and Scott Disick spends three hours getting ready every day for a job that doesn't require leaving the house. With their powers combined they are ... the Dynamic Duo of Douche. (We'll get around to a theme song eventually.) As if that weren't enough, they recently joined forces to recreate a scene from 'American Psyc

Scott Disick's role model is clearly 'American Psycho' main character Patrick Bateman, played in the movie (based on Brett Easton Ellis' novel) by Christian Bale. They both prefer to dress in expensive suits, have an extensive beauty routine, make lots of cash for very little work, have perfected that dead-in-the-eyes look, and enjoy chopping up women with axes. Emotionally, if not physically. Rea

Khloe Kardashian's having a rough time. Now, instead of allegations of weird paternity situations, she's dealing with sexual harassment at the hands of Scott Disick -- as in, her sister Kourtney's baby daddy and Patrick Bateman wannabe -- and being fired from 'X Factor.'

You may know Scott Disick as the baby-daddy of Kourtney Kardashian's two children and that guy who spends his time on 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' looking like a cross between a 1950s greaser and Bruce Wayne's pampered love child. He's also the dude on 'Kourtney & Kim Take Miami' who's constantly on his iPhone making deals for a job we're not even sure he has. Regardless, he soaks in obsc