Ryan Lochte

But ... Why?
Olympian Ryan Lochte is continuing his tour of inanity to promote his reality show (in which he apparently doesn't understand irony or douchebaggery). And last night, David Letterman asked him to explain just why he has a reality show in the first place.
WWRLD
Olympian Ryan Lochte was given his own reality show called 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?,' prompting many to hilariously wonder what the lost-for-words athlete actually would do.
Judging from last night's premiere ... not much.
If you plan to catch up on a rerun, prepare yourself for thought-provoking …
'At Least He's Good-Looking'
Olympian Ryan Lochte recently went on 'Good Morning Philly' to talk (via satellite) about his upcoming reality show 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?' -- but instead of promoting the program, he just left giggly news professionals in his wake.
What Would Ryan Do?
A while back we reported that E! had ordered six episodes of a reality show about Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte. Then we forgot about it, because we didn't think they were actually serious.
But they were. Oh, god. They were.
Going Swimmingly
Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and model-turned-actress Carmen Electra were spotted together at Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood on Tuesday night (March 5), where they were allegedly inseparable.
We wonder how Simon Cowell and his magical moobs feel about this.