Mindy Kaling

"You know I’m Sussex now."

Today (Aug. 23) on Twitter, Kim Kardashian and Co. showed off the new addition of their family, North West, but everyone was too busy living their lives and discussing the Batman casting to care. You win this round, Royal Baby.

Today (Aug. 12) was the day of Gaga, with Mother Monster tweeting ad nauseum about her brand-new single, 'Applause.' But that didn't mean that's what the rest of the celebs were talking about.

Can't wait until 'The Mindy Project' returns with a new season this fall? Neither can we. Mindy Lahiri (creator and writer and star Mindy Kaling) is our role model, from the way she handles men to the way she treats food, and especially the way she deals with disappointment -- usually by getting sassy. She's equal parts Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and the girl next door who actually reads Cosmo tips.

Today (June 24) celebs did charity work for their birthdays, handed out diet tips, discussed Twinkies, shared party pics from the weekend, yawned and more.