From blindside divorces to bombshell cheating rumors and shocking splits, these are the messiest, most dramatic celebrity breakups we endured this year.
If you didn’t like Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, just know that it could’ve been a lot worse. An early draft of the script turned the Turtles into aliens from another dimension and Shredder was turned into Colonel Schroeder, a secret alien who can grow blades. That’s just one of the facts packed into the latest episode of You Think You Know Movies, which gets totally tubular with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Megan Fox has an interesting condition called club thumb (or in not so layman's terms, brachydactyly), which is an inherited generic trait.
Or, if you ask the tabloids, her thumbs are actually toes.
Suffers From: Papyrophobia (fear of paper, specifically dry paper)
Megan Fox is afraid of dry paper -- yes, as opposed to wet paper -- which certainly explains a lot.
Bored with futile attempts at being a serious actress, Megan Fox is teaming up once again with Michael Bay -- the same guy who fired her from the 'Transformers' franchise for comparing him to Hitler -- to eff with another of your youth's favorite memories.
Fox is joining the cast of 'Ninja Turtles,' because apparently Bay hadn't screwed up that concept enough yet.
As Megan Fox continues to show off her post-baby body -- this time, on the cover of Esquire -- she's making it clear she's more than just set of boobs with a head on top. She also has a brain in there.
A brain swirling with crazy, crazy thoughts.
Twitter, like the 'Transformers' franchise, was just way too much for Megan Fox to handle.
The outspoken pinup left the microblogging site after barely a week of rocking the coveted blue check mark. We know: Writing 140 characters or less is like, really hard, you guys.
Oh my God you guys, it's so hard being Megan Fox. People compliment her for being talented and going places and then she has to pretend that she likes it. The worst!
If you’re a fan of Megan Fox, you’ve been on a quite a roller coaster ride of emotions this week. First, the actress and new mom was the victim of one of those infamous Twitter death hoaxes.
And then she joined the social networking site shortly after being reported dead.
Coincidence? Maaaaybe.
Oh pregnancy, the great equalizer. It turns Duchesses into vomiting messes, gives supermodels their first ounce of stomach fat ever -- and makes Megan Fox stop disrobing in her films.
What will she use to distract us from her poor acting skills now? Take up juggling?
Megan Fox as a dancing banana will never stop being funny, because there's nothing that gives us the Beavis giggles like a hot chick dressed as a phallic object.
Looks like being a new mom isn't keeping Megan Fox busy enough -- the actress and her legal team are upset that a humor site has posted a photo of Fox with her head Photoshopped onto the nude body of someone else.
Her team has threatened to sue unless the fake photo, which the site freely admits is fake, is removed. So that's a good use of the judicial system.
It's official -- Megan Fox is now a MILF.
The 'Transformers' actress and her husband, '90210' actor Brian Austin Green (yeah, we're not sure how that happened either), welcomed a baby boy named Noah Shannon Green on Sept. 27.