The Betty Ford Clinic, where Lindsay Lohan is undergoing her 90-day court-mandated rehab, wants to bring Michael and Dina Lohan together for a good ol' fashioned family trainwreck bonding session.
Lindsay Lohan had two victories this week after a long losing streak: The troubled starlet not only completed a detox at the Betty Ford Center, but she also got one of the seemingly endless lawsuits in which she's embroiled dismissed.
Lindsay Lohan is getting breaks once again. Not only did the troubled starlet re-hire her long-suffering attorney Shawn Holley, she also got the A-OK to take Adderall in rehab.
Well, maybe.
Now that super-lawyer Shawn Holley has agreed to represent Lindsay Lohan again like a true masochist, she's throwing down the gauntlet and making sure she gets the dough she's owed from last time.
Before finally going away for her 90 days in court-mandated rehab, Lindsay Lohan decided to talk about rehab, drugs and alcohol (the LiLo trifecta) with London newspaper the Daily Mail, because maybe she thought the Brits would be nicer to her.
The article is definitely a TL;DR type of situation -- so we read it for you and compiled the best quotes about the rehab sitch. Don't say we never did any
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Lindsay Lohan only had to do one thing: check into rehab. That was it. But as usual, even that didn't go as planned, so her never-ending saga has a whole new chapter.
Tara Reid may not get much paid acting work anymore, but she's still welcome to hang out in the TMZ offices, where she entertained staffers by bashing fellow insurance liability Lindsay Lohan.
What would Ernest Hemingway be like if he didn't own as many cats and once starred in a 'Parent Trap' remake? We don't know. So instead, Lindsay Lohan will have to suffice.
As she prepares for a 90-day rehab stint beginning on Thursday, May 2, Linds is already looking ahead and negotiating a deal to blog about the experience after she's discharged.
Lindsay Lohan may have kept it clean at Coachella, but in order to keep it clean for good -- or for at least 90 days -- she still needs rehab.
While it was previously reported that the actress-cum-trainwreck had chosen a Hamptons rehab facility for her imaginary "lockdown rehab," it appears she's still weighing her options.
Proving naysayers -- and really, anyone who employs logic or looks at her history -- wrong, Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have actually not imbibed at Coachella. At all.
Lindsay Lohan is taking rehab really seriously this time, you guys. So seriously, in fact, that she made sure she went to Coachella first -- and so seriously that she won't stay if they don't let her take Adderall while she's there.
Despite warnings from producers that she should show up on time for the 'Scary Movie 5' premiere, Lindsay Lohan was beyond fashionably late anyway.
Hands up from anyone who's surprised.
(Really? Back there in the back? You must be new.)
Lindsay Lohan is likely as addicted to attention and fame as she is to prescriptions and vodka, so it's unclear why a pal who tried staging an intervention for the starlet asked Liza Minnelli to be part of it.
But yeah, that almost happened.
David Letterman pulled zero punches when forced to interview Lindsay Lohan for 'The Late Show' last night (April 9), making the starlet visibly uncomfortable at certain points.
Thing is, Letterman's so affable that it was hard for her to stay mad at him.
Lindsay Lohan is headed to rehab -- only after Coachella, because priorities -- and the D.A. finally picked one out for her, even though "lockdown rehab" doesn't really exist in New York.
Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to appear in a Los Angeles courtroom yesterday morning (April 8) for a recent deposition in a completely different lawsuit, but she didn't show up. Quelle surprise.
In news straight out of Hypocrisy Digest, Lindsay Lohan reportedly wanted to stage an intervention for Vikram Chatwal, her pal who was busted in a Miami airport last week with just about every imaginable illegal substance ever.
Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Avi Snow lasted only slightly longer than her most recent stint in jail -- seems the rehab-bound actress and City of the Sun guitarist are already kaput.