Remember when Kanye West encouraged Kim Kardashian to record a single? And how that turned out?
He's now encouraging Will Smith to start rapping again. While that would certainly yield better results, do we really need to relive 'Big Willie Style'?
To debut his track 'New Slaves,' Kanye West projected his large, disembodied head onto the side of 66 buildings around the world on Friday, May 17, like a ginormous Wizard of Oz who uses the "n" word a lot.
Kanye West has things to say. And because he's a tortured artist, he can't do it in a press release or interview. He won't be restrained by the man.
So instead, he yells auto-tuned things to his audiences between songs at concerts.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't just have trouble in streets peppered with sign posts.
They also have trouble in their own self-absorbed paradise. Pretty much the entire planet swears they're destined to break up when -- if not before -- their baby is born this summer.
Kanye West was pretty much the only person on the planet who liked Kim Kardashian's 2013 Met Gala gown. Now rumor has it not even the designer himself thought the couch-print confection was cute ... and that he had her wear it on purpose because he and West are secretly in love.
Right. Got it.
Ouch. Kim Kardashian and her hideous floral Riccardo Tisci dress, which featured matching granny gloves, were cropped out of Vogue.com's slideshow from the 2013 Met Ball.
And make no mistake -- it was not unintentional editing. It spoke volumes.
Despite Kim Kardashian's divorce deposition admitting she hardly sees Kanye West, don't be fooled into thinking he's a deadbeat future-baby daddy.
Yeezy's actually been spending serious dough -- more than most of us make in a year -- just to be with Kardashian for her doctor's appointments for their imminent Kimye spawn.
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
When you have nothing to offer, you make a sex tape.
When you have the name recognition from a sex tape but nothing else to offer, you get a VH1 reality show.
When you finally realize you're completely irrelevant save for the same last name as a B-to-C-list singer, you release a song about your sex tape partner who got you your reality show.
Cue non-entity Ray J's new single, 'I Hit It First,' abo
From the moment news broke that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, it was clear that they were destined to take up the mantle of "most ridiculous baby name." (Watch your back, Paltrow.)
Now a "close friend" of Kim's says, “Kayne likes the name Khrist.” For realzies.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian may have even egos bigger than the latter's derriere, but that doesn't mean they don't have senses of humor about themselves.
Case in point? The rumored name of their Kimye spawn ... which we're hoping to God (more on that in a second) is a joke.
After his fifth hosting stint on 'Saturday Night Live' on March 9, Justin Timberlake continued his television domination by kicking off “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' where he'll be the special guest and musical guest all week.
And for his first trick, he addressed his so-called-feud with Kanye West.
Singer, actor, Renaissance man and generally flawless pop prince Justin Timberlake hosted 'Saturday Night Live' for the fifth time last night (March 9), flanked by former 'SNL' A-list cast members and 'Suit & Tie' partner in crime Jay-Z.