Johnny Depp

When life gives Johnny Depp lemons, he turns to cannibalism. Then he willingly sits in jail for the next 500 years because apparently he's immortal. But plenty of women would volunteer to be his meal regardless.

Seems that even though we all assumed Johnny Depp sexed the lesbian out of Amber Heard, he may not be the defier of all known laws of human attraction after all. Sources say that even though he's crazy about her, she refuses to enter into a committed relationship with him. Because why buy the cow when the milk is free. In this metaphor, Johnny is the cow. You can make your own filthy-minded assump

That place belongs to Tim Burton's favorite muse Johnny Depp, who wrote a check with a whole lotta zeros to buy the mansion just outside Nashville.

This holiday season truly brings joyous tidings: We've officially won Johnny Depp back from France, and now even ladies who don’t live on the West Coast can stalk him with ease. That’s because the actor-turned-musician has put down roots in Music City USA -- otherwise known as Nashville, Tenn. -- dropping almost $13 million for a pad to allegedly share with his girl of the hour, reformed lesbian

We're pretty sure we saw this guy guiding people on vision quests at Burning Man last year, but yeah, we guess it's easy to confuse him with Johnny Depp from 'Pirates of the Caribbean.'

Before his days as Capt. Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp used to cold-call people and try to convince them to buy customized ballpoint pens, telling them that if they bought enough, they'd get a grandfather clock.

As far as we're concerned, Johnny Depp has many magical powers. He can be a complete recluse and misanthrope and still keep his acting career alive. He can transform himself into the weirdest characters and still remain a sex symbol. And, for his newest trick, he can make hot lesbians leap over fences in a single bound. We know this because, after some public sightings, it seems as though admitte