
Conversion Therapy
Seems that even though we all assumed Johnny Depp sexed the lesbian out of Amber Heard, he may not be the defier of all known laws of human attraction after all.
Sources say that even though he's crazy about her, she refuses to enter into a committed relationship with him. Because why buy the cow when the milk is free.
In this metaphor, Johnny is the cow. You can make your own filthy-minded assump