Elton John

Elton John has a message for young Hollywood: Stay strong. The legendary singer, who battled addictions himself for years, penned a song dedicated to the downward spirals of stars like Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber.

Elton John was forced to cancel the entire leg of his European tour, all because his appendix refused to behave and now requires surgery to remove an abscess. Appendixes: Can't live with 'em, can't figure out why evolution hasn't gotten rid of 'em yet.

Stand down, UN Peacekeepers: The long-standing feud between iconic pop stars Elton John and Madonna has finally been resolved.

In 2010, Elton John and his husband David Furnish welcomed their first son, Zachary, and the couple chose Lady Gaga as his godmother (admit it, if you knew her, you would too). This year there was another addition to the family, little Elijah -- and Mother Monster will be godmother to that tot as well.

As you count down the hours until payday, consider this: Elton John has so much scratch that he recently requested an entire climate-controlled hotel room solely for his collection of trademark glasses.

If you ignore 'X Factor' winner Melanie Amaro, this is a gem of a commercial from 2012 starring a bejeweled Elton John as a maniacal king with an unhealthy love for Pepsi. If you don't perform to his liking, he sends you to the dungeons where you're forced to converse with Flava Flav. Worst punishment EVER.

Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish are now the proud papas of a second baby born via surrogate. Science, get on that whole male pregnancy thing. If seahorses can do it, so can we. We're at the top of the food chain, dammit.

'$ellebrity,' rock and roll photographer Kevin Mazur's first “feature-length” documentary, focuses on the media and what it means to be famous in America, tracking the rise of celebrities from classic Hollywood through the paparazzi frenzies of today...

Elton John has the worst luck, not to mention an overabundance of first-world problems. Seems that instead of attending a benefit in his usual uniform of spangles and live ocelots, he actually had to wear a normal suit. The horror.