Christina Aguilera

Halloween is a great time for adults to dress up as something they aren't without running the risk of being taken away in a straight jacket for thinking they're a superhero or a fairy or Sponge Bob Squarepants. For some adults, it’s also a good time to openly dress as something they really are without compromising their dignity. This is clearly how the entire line of “slutty (fill in the blank)”

Christina Aguilera says she loves her new, "fluffier" body, but she may love it even more now that it's landed her a $3 million job offer from a dating website featuring women who are large and in charge.

In a stunning (it's not stunning) revelation, Christina Aguilera told the world that she doesn't wear panties. Ever. Thanks, Xtina. Now we can't get that image out of our heads. Ever.