Bradley Cooper

'Silver Linings Playbook' hottie Bradley Cooper has been failing in the love department lately, most recently splitting with actress Zoe Saldana -- and now being dumped by a model for fondling her feet too much. Allegedly, of course.

Bradley Cooper declined the chance to eventually have his name rhyme with "Pooper" in a mediocre song. The 'Silver Linings Playbook' actor shot down Taylor Swift at the 2013 Golden Globes, perhaps because he saw what happened to poor Jake Gyllenhaal.