If you ignore 'X Factor' winner Melanie Amaro, this is a gem of a commercial from 2012 starring a bejeweled Elton John as a maniacal king with an unhealthy love for Pepsi. If you don't perform to his liking, he sends you to the dungeons where you're forced to converse with Flava Flav. Worst punishment EVER.

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