Womb With a View

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian may have even egos bigger than the latter's derriere, but that doesn't mean they don't have senses of humor about themselves. Case in point? The rumored name of their Kimye spawn ... which we're hoping to God (more on that in a second) is a joke.

Hey, if Lindsay Lohan can be Elizabeth Taylor, then surely Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner is allowed to continue the ruination of Liz's memory by comparing her daughter Kim to the violet-eyed legend. Goose, meet gander.

Baby beans have been spilled near Alec Baldwin. And no, we’re not talking about Shia LaBeouf having a tantrum -- this time, it's actually about a real baby. Not to be outdone by the Duchess of Cambridge, Alec's wife Hilaria revealed that the couple is expecting a daughter.

Kim Kardashian needs to take it easy if she wants to keep her Kanye West spawn alive and well. The mogul and reality staple recently had a miscarriage scare, and her docs are pointing the latex-gloved finger at her hectic schedule and workouts as the biggest risks to her pregnancy.

Jessica Simpson remained adorable and candid in a sitdown with Jimmy Kimmel to promote 'Fashion Star,' and she revealed more than she bargained for -- including the sex of her baby -- in her typically charming, foot-in-mouth fashion.

Pregnant Holly Madison has big plans for her placenta after giving birth. Specifically, she plans to eat it. As you do.

It's been a while since Kim Kardashian's womb has grabbed any headlines, so Kris Jenner an inside source let it leak that the Kimye babye will in fact be a girl. Who will hopefully have better taste in clothes than her mother.

Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she's now thinking about calling her second child Ace. Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop. Rea

Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.

Just in case you somehow forgot that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are bringing a bouncing baby something into the world, Kim wants to remind you with a photo of her supposed baby bump -- which doesn't look much different than the average stomach after it's had a big meal or too many salty snacks.

After finding out its parents were attentionwhore Kim Kardashian and self-possessed rapper Kanye West, the Kimye-created fetus was so distraught that it burst out of its amniotic prison and ran away to greener pastures -- placenta and all. At least according to a twisted and hilarious hypothetical presented by Conan O'Brien. And man, we wish we'd been in the writer's room when they came up with TH

As you probably know by now, Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, but it's totally not her fault. Her egg was just sitting there minding its own business when fiance Eric Johnson's sperm rudely decided to inseminate it without even asking. And that's how babies are made. Thanks, Jess!

Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian have so much in common. Kate's actual royalty; Kim's reality royalty. Both their first names start with K. And both of them have been photographed naked (except one of them didn't know at the time and then base an entire career on it). And now you can add something else to the list: They're both having their babies in July. So obviously, they're totes the same per

Yeah, we got it, royal PR firm. Our lovely Kate is having a baby. That news is so last year. So why the new announcement?

Because you wanted to know so badly, we have details on Snooki's labor, courtesy of her chat on 'The Tonight Show.' It's sort of cool to know how the spawn that will end civilization (that is, unless baby Kimye gets to it first) came into the world, right?

Upcoming parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want their baby to be born in style, having just purchased an $11 million mansion in a gated community in Bel Air, Calif. Which they're tearing down and rebuilding because CIVILIAN GERMS EW.

If there's one thing that's important while pregnant, it's dressing well -- at least to Kim Kardashian. So to achieve that goal, she's taking cues from fashionista Victoria Beckham. Too bad she didn't do that before getting dressed for New Year's Eve.

Kim Kardashian will be married when she gives birth to her spawn with Kanye West ... just not to him.

After Kanye West's surprise (but not really) announcement that Kim Kardashian is pregnant, publicity -- which had mercifully been relatively scant for the useless tart for a while -- went into full force. Now we know a few more useless pieces of information about the attentionwhore spawn that we didn't before 2013.