Womb With a View

Daddy's Girl
Daddy's Girl
Baby beans have been spilled near Alec Baldwin. And no, we’re not talking about Shia LaBeouf having a tantrum -- this time, it's actually about a real baby. Not to be outdone by the Duchess of Cambridge, Alec's wife Hilaria revealed that the couple is expecting a daughter.
Slow Your Roll
Slow Your Roll
Kim Kardashian needs to take it easy if she wants to keep her Kanye West spawn alive and well. The mogul and reality staple recently had a miscarriage scare, and her docs are pointing the latex-gloved finger at her hectic schedule and workouts as the biggest risks to her pregnancy.
It's a Girl
It's a Girl
It's been a while since Kim Kardashian's womb has grabbed any headlines, so Kris Jenner an inside source let it leak that the Kimye babye will in fact be a girl. Who will hopefully have better taste in clothes than her mother.
Aces Wild
Aces Wild
Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she's now thinking about calling her second child Ace. Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop. Rea
Behold Yon Royal Womb
Behold Yon Royal Womb
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.
Bumpy Road Ahead
Bumpy Road Ahead
Just in case you somehow forgot that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are bringing a bouncing baby something into the world, Kim wants to remind you with a photo of her supposed baby bump -- which doesn't look much different than the average stomach after it's had a big meal or too many salty snacks.
Conan O’Brien Reveals Kim Kardashian + Kanye West’s Fetus Is Currently On the Lam [VIDEO]
Conan O’Brien Reveals Kim Kardashian + Kanye West’s Fetus Is Currently On the Lam [VIDEO]
After finding out its parents were attentionwhore Kim Kardashian and self-possessed rapper Kanye West, the Kimye-created fetus was so distraught that it burst out of its amniotic prison and ran away to greener pastures -- placenta and all. At least according to a twisted and hilarious hypothetical presented by Conan O'Brien. And man, we wish we'd been in the writer's room when they came up with TH
Sex Ed 101
Sex Ed 101
As you probably know by now, Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, but it's totally not her fault. Her egg was just sitting there minding its own business when fiance Eric Johnson's sperm rudely decided to inseminate it without even asking. And that's how babies are made. Thanks, Jess!
Kim + Kourtney Take Our Appetites
Kim + Kourtney Take Our Appetites
Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian have so much in common. Kate's actual royalty; Kim's reality royalty. Both their first names start with K. And both of them have been photographed naked (except one of them didn't know at the time and then base an entire career on it). And now you can add something else to the list: They're both having their babies in July. So obviously, they're totes the same per