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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Sean Connery
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Sean Connery
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Sean Connery
Sean Connery, who played James Bond in seven movies, channeled an evil villain when he said that smacking a woman around isn't so bad because some of them like it rough. (And if this were 'SNL' Celebrity Jeopardy, that's what Trebek's mother would have said to him last night.)
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Rick Ross
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Rick Ross
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Rick Ross
We'll let you decide for yourself, but Rick Ross claims the following rapey lyrics are not about rape: "Put molly all in her champagne / She ain't even know it / I took her home and I enjoyed that / She ain't even know it."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Bill O’Reilly
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Bill O’Reilly
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Bill O’Reilly
Bill O'Reilly said this during an argument with an atheist, citing it as proof that God really does exist. Instead, it just launched the famously funny "you can't explain that" meme. (See? This is what happens when we teach kids the moon is made of cheese.)
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Lou Reed
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Lou Reed
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Lou Reed
Lou Reed, solo artist and frontman for the Velvet Underground, isn't very good at reciting quotes. (For the record, here's the correct line from Yeats' 'The Second Coming': "The best lack all conviction, while the worst / Are full of passionate intensity")
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Paula Deen
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Paula Deen
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Paula Deen
Paula Deen used her best Popeye impression to apologize on the 'Today' show for racist comments she once made. Except while doing so, she managed to partially quote a racist joke. No wonder she fired her PR team shortly thereafter.

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