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This $12 million mansion in the Pacific Palisades area of Southern California was just snapped up by an R&B singer who will most likely use every room in the home to take topless photos of herself and share them with the internet. In other words, the manse is a punishment to us all.

This badly-coiffed loudmouth/businessman once ironically said, "The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald."

Just because this actor often looks homeless doesn't mean he has aspirations to in fact be homeless, as evidenced by his recent purchase of this massive new pad with a $17.5 million price tag (although he reportedly got it for the bargain-basement price of only $13 million).

She went on to graduate from Princeton, but when she was younger, lots of people dismissed this actress as nothing more than a pretty face after she said, "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

A first-time homeowner and sassy redheaded comedienne snapped up this cozy Beverly Hills house recently to share with her web-slinging boyfriend, and they're crossing their fingers really hard that it's not full of radioactive mutant spiders.

Which "sometimes she feels like a nut, sometimes she doesn't" American pop star said she loves touring because she "gets to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"?

The second most overpaid actress in Hollywood is moving on up to a bigger and better home, because when you have a return profit of $3.40 for every dollar you get paid, you can splurge a little.

This hard-partying, gravitationally-challenged blonde plastic surgery victim once said, "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."

This fixer-upper in Los Angeles is owned by a jack-of-all-trades who's more self-important than the majority of celebrities (quite a feat, that). In addition to being an actor, this homeowner blogs, teaches and holds God knows how many degrees by now.

What lucky celebrity has enough money (or is the girlfriend to enough money) and has the chutzpah to live in this 28,524-square-foot spaceship house currently being constructed in Moscow, Russia?

The property boast two homes and has gorgeous ocean views, perfect for a newly-single guy to land his next conquest.

This British actress who recently got married on the very very down low in a casual ceremony is selling her cutesy pad in East London where she lives with her new indie rocker husband.

This farmhouse is owned by a celebrity couple made in country music heaven.

A comedian once made this insensitive comment, which postulated that people should stop whining about persecution: "Gays need to quit being p—s and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying."

The handsome actor who owns this on-the-market home in the Hamptons is a triple threat: He can sing, he can dance, and he can portray a gigolo with the best of them. (As can anyone who is not Rob Schneider.)

It's odd this 'Celebrity Rehab' participant is so tiny, given how many people roam around in her body. As she once said, "I often feel like I have this spirit living inside of me, always dressing in, like, short miniskirts ... There are 8 spirits, mischievous ones, sad ones, handsome ones, wise ones, and crazy ones."

If you have 10 million or so burning a hole in your pocket, this picturesque house currently owned by an Academy Award winner could be yours. Just try not to cry over the huge price tag, boys.

A former fictional secret agent thinks hitting ladies is okay because, hey, some of them like that. He once claimed, "To slap a woman is not the cruelest thing you can do to her. There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for. They want a smack."

This Los Angeles home was recently purchased by an always hunky and often shirtless werewolf. Because he's just not pale and weak enough to be one of those pathetic vampires all the teenagers love. In fact, he does such a good job howling at the moon that in 2011 he was voted "Favorite Pop-Culture Werewolf of All Time." Yup, of all time. (Talk about your resume-boosters.)

This model turned reality show host/judge doesn't like to cover her boobs -- because where she's from, no one wears shirts. As she claims, "I'm European. I don't like wearing tops."