Dysfunction Junction

Today in Lindsay Lohan: Sipping on San Pellegrino, Showing Up to Set On Time + Staying Out of Rehab Long Enough to Get to Coachella
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Sipping on San Pellegrino, Showing Up to Set On Time + Staying Out of Rehab Long Enough to Get to Coachella
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Sipping on San Pellegrino, Showing Up to Set On Time + Staying Out of Rehab Long Enough to Get to Coachella
Lindsay Lohan has been spotted partying with new boo Avi Snow of City of the Sun before she has to head to rehab in mid-May. While that doesn't bode well for her recovery, neither does the fact that she refused to go into rehab until the Coachella Festival was over. Priorities, kids.
Persona Non Grata
Persona Non Grata
Persona Non Grata
A word of caution to fathers who sell out their famous kid to the tabloids: You may wind up being unceremoniously excised from your children's (and grandchildren's) lives. At least if your daughter is Adele, who doesn't take kindly to such shenanigans. Lindsay Lohan could take a pointer or two here.
Kris Was Kray
Kris Was Kray
Kris Was Kray
Between 1989 and 1990, the late Robert Kardashian kept a diary that detailed his life's mundane events -- and the dark side of his then-wife Kris Jenner and how her alleged cray affected their children Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. And of course he jotted those thoughts down instead of, you know, taking legal action. Even though he was a celebrated attorney himself.
Brooke Mueller Flips Out at Denise Richards for Asking to Bring Kids in Charlie Sheen’s Presence
Brooke Mueller Flips Out at Denise Richards for Asking to Bring Kids in Charlie Sheen’s Presence
Brooke Mueller Flips Out at Denise Richards for Asking to Bring Kids in Charlie Sheen’s Presence
Despite clearly being unfit to raise kids, Brooke Mueller has really strong opinions on how others should raise her kids. Specifically, fellow Charlie Sheen ex Denise Richards. Richards is taking care of Mueller and Sheen's twins, Bob and Max. When Richards asked Mueller if she could bring the kids to their dad's Christmas party, Mueller -- and her lawyers -- read her the riot act.
Mama Drama
Mama Drama
Mama Drama
The Ariel Winter custody suit drama continues as Winter's mother Chrystal Workman has reportedly sought to discredit her other daughter Shanelle Workman -- Ariel's new court-appointed guardian -- by having the press leak nude photos of her.
Father Knows Best
Father Knows Best
Father Knows Best
At some point, we have to wonder if Michael Lohan doesn’t have his daughter arrested just so he has an excuse to give exclusive interviews to the press. It certainly didn’t take him long to spill his guts to the tabloids after LiLo’s most recent bust. And, interestingly, he always seems to know what needs to be done to “help” his daughter.
Tired of the Mama Drama, Ariel Winter’s Dad Wants Guardianship
Tired of the Mama Drama, Ariel Winter’s Dad Wants Guardianship
Tired of the Mama Drama, Ariel Winter’s Dad Wants Guardianship
It doesn't just take two to tango -- it also takes a dance partner (as it were) to make a baby. And Ariel Winter's father has finally stepped forward to do more than provide a Y chromosome -- he says he wants guardianship of the 'Modern Family' actress. This after weeks and weeks of his daughter being in the news for abuse allegations against her mother, of course. Took him long enough.
Dysfunction Junction
Dysfunction Junction
Dysfunction Junction
Sorry, Dina and Michael Lohan -- you've been one-upped. Teen child bride Courtney Stodden and her pedophile husband Doug Hutchison were allowed back to the VH1's 'Couples Therapy' house on Wednesday, where therapist Dr. Jenn Berman took the opportunity to talk to Courtney's mother Krista. And in case you're wondering where the little tart's crazy came from, it was clearly home-grown.
Today in Lindsay Lohan
Today in Lindsay Lohan
Today in Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is a hard person to work with and she pretends her mother is doing coke and oh by the way she has a new sister. In other words, it's just another day in the tabloids for Hollywood's most infamously troubled ginger.
Mommie Dearest
Mommie Dearest
Mommie Dearest
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse than allegations of abuse and reverse allegations of statutory rape, things have taken a strange turn in the case between Ariel Winter and her mom, Chrystal Workman.
Beyonce
Beyonce
Beyonce
In response to allegations that Chrystal Workman abused her daughter, 'Modern Family' actress Ariel Winter, Workman has issued a statement to try and clear things up. Albeit with a claim that has more plot holes than 'Prometheus.'
Save the Drama for Your Mama
Save the Drama for Your Mama
Save the Drama for Your Mama
Ariel Winter, the 14-year-old actress who appears on the Emmy-winning show 'Modern Family,' was removed from her home by order of a judge after emotional and physical abuse allegations were lodged against her mother. That's a modern family in the saddest way possible.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Stolen Clothes, Hidden Cash and Dreadful Fathers
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Stolen Clothes, Hidden Cash and Dreadful Fathers
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Stolen Clothes, Hidden Cash and Dreadful Fathers
It's been a few days with no significant Lindsay Lohan news, but you knew that couldn't last. The latest? She reportedly stole a ton of clothes from the set of 'Scary Movie 5,' but maybe that's because she's nervous about keeping actual cash around and needs something to trade for life's little necessities like food, shelter, and piles of blow.
Creeptastic
Creeptastic
Creeptastic
A creepy (read: damaged) fan on Twitter has been sending Christina Applegate's fiance death threats for swiping Christina out from under him. Even though they've probably never met.