Celebrity Cribs

If you have 10 million or so burning a hole in your pocket, this picturesque house currently owned by an Academy Award winner could be yours. Just try not to cry over the huge price tag, boys.

This Los Angeles home was recently purchased by an always hunky and often shirtless werewolf. Because he's just not pale and weak enough to be one of those pathetic vampires all the teenagers love. In fact, he does such a good job howling at the moon that in 2011 he was voted "Favorite Pop-Culture Werewolf of All Time." Yup, of all time. (Talk about your resume-boosters.)

After decades of speculation about her sexuality, the former child star who owns this Hollywood Hills mansion kinda sorta came out of the closet on national television earlier this year. Not that it was really anyone's business anyway.

This R&B girl group member turned reality star recently sold this Hidden Hills, Calif. mansion for a whopping sum, making a hefty profit in the process.

This gorgeous mansion in the Carribean is currently on the market by its silver-haired owner, whom we're pretty sure came out of the womb with his grey locks intact.

After listing, de-listing and re-listing this Malibu, Calif. home at least four times, this widely-known comedian was finally able to get someone to take the property off his hands so he could make his big move to New York City.

This Beverly Hills mansion is on the market, but is currently owned by a middle-aged action movie star whose resume is as impressive as his brood.

This papa-to-be used to be an Emmy nominated soap-opera star before becoming a completely different type of teen heartthrob on the CW.

A particularly busty actress recently bought this L.A.-based home (would it be anywhere else?) because apparently being a Lifetime star actually does pay the bills.

The actor who snagged this Los Angeles-based home has played not one but two superheroes in the past few years: a flaming one who was widely panned, and a patriotic one that viewers actually don't hate (even though he was a scrawny nobody for a good 20 minutes of screen time).

This recently-purchased Mulholland Estate home is owned by a former Mouseketeer and teen idol who's finally decided to embrace her new curves.

This Malibu compound is owned by a very established (read: older) actor who, despite being nominated for three Academy Awards, has yet to win one. Don't worry, Mr. Susan Lucci. Your day will come.

This gorgeous Miami Beach home is owned by an Oscar-winning writer, activist, actor, clean water enthusiast and former puppet.

This Los Angeles mini-mansion is owned by an octogenarian who likes to house his much younger, very busty employees -- whom he occasionally dates, pays to get nude and occasionally marries. You know, your basic HR nightmare. Only he's way too much of a BAMF for rules.

This Mulholland Estate mansion is the third property owned by this actor and tabloid staple, who can currently be found on TV and in movies. Or just asking his Twitter followers to perform heinous deeds against elementary schools. (True story.)

The actor who owns this sprawling mansion has plenty of reasons to smile, but that doesn't mean you'll coax one out of a dude who scowls so often he's been compared to internet sensation Grumpy Cat. Please don't hurt us, sir. We mean it all in good fun.

This New Jersey native and his tight leather pants hit it big in the '80s, and he and his hair never quite left the scene. (Although there is a lot less of said hair these days.)

Which comedian slash actor slash internet award presenter is trying to sell his contemporary ranch house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles? Again?

The owner of this home, who has a talent for tickling the ivories and a set of serious pipes to match, is currently busy promoting her new album and taking care of her interestingly-named son. Whether she's playing a song off her flame-filled album for her fans (including President Obama) or taking an '80s cartoon theme and turning it into a soulful ballad, this gorgeous lady can do no wrong in ou

To make ends meet, this surgically-enhanced former television star, now dancing and skating reality show star, has been forced to sell her Malibu home to close the gap in her expenses.