Courtney Love has a million different personalities. She’s a bad girl. She’s a mom. She’s healthy. She’s addicted. She’s a musician. She’s an actress. You get the picture. And as it turns out, her “enhanced” breasts have just as many phases as she does.

They’re perky and reside in the neighborhood of her armpits. They’re big and wide. They’re saggy and hard and appear to not get along with the rest of her body. These are not the kind of breasts one should pay for.

Maybe she just wanted her boobs to be as moody as she is.

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