Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
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Roger Ebert, Demi Lovato, Jimmy Kimmel + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Week
In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, the Fonz pranked Tom Bergeron, ‘Hot in Cleveland’ had an epic cast list, Jimmy Kimmel congratulated Jimmy Fallon and revealed a relationship we didn't even know they had, Demi Lovato went unmasked, the dearly-departed Roger Ebert got two thumbs up from St. Peter -- and a whole lot more.
Scott Disick Didn’t Father Kourtney’s Son, J. Lo Was Dumped, Kim Kardashian Is Faking Her Pregnancy + More in This Week’s Tabloids
We read In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, the National Enquirer and Life & Style this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later.
We learned it's possible that Scott Disick isn't the father of Kourtney Kardashian's son, Jennifer Lopez was dumped by her boyfriend-eographer who no longer felt like living rich, Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, Bachelor Sean and fiancée Catherine ar
Ryan Gosling May Be a Breaker of Hearts, But He’s Also a Savior of Cattle [PHOTO]
We found another reason why you should feel overwhelming love for dreamboat of the year, Ryan Gosling: He wants all the cows to be horny.
The 32-year-old hunk of hotness learned about inhumane practices on dairy farms and took action by sending a letter to the president of the National Milk Producers Federation demanding that the torture be stopped.
Jeremy Irons Thinks If Gay Marriage Is Legal, Fathers Will Marry Sons. Or Something. [VIDEO]
While he claims he doesn’t have a strong feeling either way when it comes to the subject of allowing same-sex marriage, Oscar-winning actor Jeremy Irons seems to believe in the "slippery slope" theory of marriage.
We think. We can’t really tell what he talks about as he rambles on in a strange Gary Busey-like way here. But, after seeing this, we’re just glad he’s an actor and not a lawma
That Time Bob Costas Rapped Ludacris Lyrics on the MLB Network [VIDEO]
You might not have pegged him as a rap kinda guy, but apparently Bob Costas knows his hip-hop and has a soft spot for Ludacris, which he proudly -- if not ably -- demonstrated by rocking some rhymes during a recent MLB Network appearance.
Huey Lewis Murders Al Yankovic, Exacts Vengeance for Pop Stars Everywhere [VIDEO]
You’ll have to take a trip in our Way Back Machine for this one, but we seem to have stumbled upon what appears to be the murder of one '80s music icon by another '80s music icon. It’s pretty grisly ... and pretty hilarious.
Working for Brad Pitt Is an Even Bigger Bonus Than You Might Imagine
It seems like just working in the – sometimes – presence of Brad Pitt might be enough of a bonus to make any job worthwhile. But what if we told you that the ‘Moneyball’ star was actually a really awesome boss who gives his employees expensive gifts as thank-you bonuses?
Miley Cyrus, Seth Meyers, Amanda Seyfried + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Week
In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Miley Cyrus need a hobby, Kristen Bell spawned, Tom Bergeron has a Vulcan song in his heart, Seth Meyers has an idea for a blockbuster movie, Amanda Seyfried is mistaken for someone even more famous than she is -- and a whole lot more.
Michael Douglas Is Gay, Khloe Kardashian Is Cheating, Kim Kardashian Is Eating + More in This Week’s Tabloids
We read Us Weekly, In Touch, Star, Life & Style and the National Enquirer this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later.
Apparently it was Kardashian Week in the tabloids (even more than usual), because all of them were full of Kim's pregnancy weight gain and Khloe's revenge-cheating on Lamar. We...
The First Carrie Bradshaw Is Wicked Mad at the Second Carrie for Criticizing the Third One
There are now three Carrie Bradshaws sharing voices in the media and it’s beginning to sound like we’re thisclose to some curly hair pulling -- because the collective Carries Bradshaw are having a bit of a spat.
Jim Carrey’s ‘Cold Dead Hand’ Music Video Takes Aim at the Gun Control Debate
This weekend, Jim Carrey very boisterously released a new Funny or Die video in which he mocks the late Charlton Heston and the National Rifle Association with a goofy song called ‘Cold Dead Hand’ -- based, of course, on Heston's old quote, “I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands."
Jose Canseco, Kristen Bell, Lena Dunham + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Week
In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Jose Canseco has a very famous paramour, Seth Meyers gives a history lesson, Zach Braff has a frightening proposition for Kristen Bell, Lena Dunham's purse is boobytrapped, Samantha Ronson thinks you, uh, do what you eat -- and a whole lot more.
In This Week’s ‘Ask Amy,’ Amy Poehler Waxes Poetic on Goodbyes [VIDEO]
You know it’s going to be a good Friday when there’s a new episode of ‘Ask Amy.’ This time, our cuter-than-cute hostess, Amy Poehler, takes us to a very sweet "after school special" kind of place and says some rather poignant things about how to say goodbye to a chapter of your life that’s coming to a close.
AP isn’t saying goodbye to anything herself -- although she may need to say hell
Celebrate Twitter’s Birthday With Awkward First Tweets from Celebrities
It’s hard to believe that Twitter has been around for seven years. It’s also hard to believe that we have so much seemingly close access to celebrities because of it. (Even though Tina Fey still refuses to join. Hmph.)
But even celebs' first tweets – like those first baby steps we all take – were every bit as awkward as the rest of our “Just figuring this Twitter thing out” missives.
So, in honor
Melissa McCarthy Proves She’s Got the Moves on ‘Sesame Street’ [VIDEO]
Having recently been – rather unnecessarily – lambasted by a critic-whose-name-shall-not-be-mentioned for being overweight, Melissa McCarthy did what any awesome celebrity who’s very honey badger about the situation would do: She went on Sesame Street and showed off her sweet dance moves.
And that girl can move.
Lindsay Lohan Is Going to Rehab – But That Doesn’t Mean She Has a Problem, You Guys
Our favorite ginger jailbird, Lindsay Lohan, has had yet another day in court. And despite rejecting prior plea deals with rehab attached, LiLo took one this time.
So does that mean she acknowledges she has a problem? Well ... not quite.
Jennifer Aniston Is Already Married, Miranda Lambert Had a Showdown With the Other Woman + More In This Week’s Tabloids
We read Us Weekly, OK!, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. Feel free to thank us later.
This week, we learned Kate Middleton is craving sugary foods, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were secretly married (and then replaced with Folgers crystals), Blake Shelton made Miranda Lambert have a showdown, Khloe Kardashian-Odom was rejected by her real father, and al
Go-Go’s Frontwoman Belinda Carlisle Says She Was the Lindsay Lohan of Her Time
We all -- well, those of us who are nearing AARP status or are way into retro -- remember the shiny, happy Belinda Carlisle of the Go-Go's and their ‘We Got the Beat’ genre of layered, fluorescent pop candy. So it might surprise you to hear that B-Carl admits, without irony, that she may have been the Lindsay Lohan of her time.
So where are the pics of her stumbling around and getting into car acc
Justin Bieber Checks Out of a Paris Hotel – Either by Choice or by Force
We all know that Justin Bieber is super famous. Derp. So it’s safe to say that wherever he goes, he attracts hordes of screaming -- and not always the most mature or in control of their faculties -- fans.
Ergo, it’s a bit of a mystery that a swanky Paris hotel that's accustomed to hosting celebrities wouldn't be prepared for an onslaught of Beliebers when Justin's team booked seven suites on two f
Conan O’Brien, John Stamos, Diddy + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Week
In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Ellen goes to bed before dark, Conan O’Brien plays seismologist, John Stamos caught someone playing fast and loose with Photoshop, Diddy got nostalgic, jokes about the new Pope abounded -- and a whole lot more.