Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Hugh Jackman, Lady Gaga, Scott Disick + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
It's Hump Day (September 18) but thankfully no one seemed to notice that much. In fact, some stars didn't even realize it was September as they were busy filming a Christmas episode of their reality show. We'll just let that sink in a bit. For the rest of us, it's mid-September.
Holly Madison Shows Off Dress + Daughter in Wedding Photos
Former 'Girl Next Door' Holly Madison had her fairytale wedding in Disneyland in California on Sept. 10, and it looks like she had a fairytale dress to match.
Ashley Greene Caused the Fire That Set Her Apartment Ablaze
'Twilight' actress Ashley Greene's Hollywood apartment was devastated by a fire back on March 22, and the various agencies involved have determined that Greene herself is at fault for the blaze. The fire killed one of her dogs who was inside the apartment at the time.
Is Lindsay Lohan Dating Matt Nordgren?
Lindsay Lohan has now passed the point where she can keep a plant alive, so she's allowed to start dating again. Well, that scenario is just according to everything we learned from Sandra Bullock's '28 Days.' And according to several sources, LiLo is now seeing Philadelphia Eagle turned former reality star ('Most Eligible Dallas') Matt Nordgren.
Woman Wakes Up to Find Alicia Keys Partying in Her Home
What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to a ruckus in your kitchen, only to stumble upon Alicia Keys, her husband and their friends getting their party on? Besides pee yourself?
This is exactly what happened to one Hamptons resident who awoke to find that Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz had wandered into the wrong house.
Fergie, Mario Lopez, Kat Von D + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (September 17) babies were shown off, clone armies were amassed, buildings were climbed, pop-stars got lost and eyebrows were raised in vaguely threatening manners. Basically, just another day in the Twitterverse. Excelsior!
Fergie + Josh Duhamel Show Off First Photos of Baby Axl Jack
Brand-new parents Fergie and Josh Duhamel welcomed their son Axl Jack on Aug. 29, and now they're finally sharing photos of their little bundle of joy from the first days of his life.
Spoiler: They're adorable.
Billy Connolly Diagnosed With Early Stage Prostate Cancer, Parkinson’s Disease
Billy Connolly, who you may know from his folk-singing, comedic work or his role in the cult hit 'The Boondock Saints,' has been diagnosed with early stage prostate cancer (for which he has already undergone surgery) as well as Parkinson's disease.
Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Get Rid Of All His STD Art
Back when Justin Theroux was a bachelor, he could decorate his pad with anything he wanted, even his collection of vintage STD art that he had a penchant for. Sadly, those days have come and gone -- and now that he's affianced to Jennifer Aniston, such quirky artwork isn't allowed in their shared home.
Britney Spears, Levar Burton, Lena Dunham + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today is Monday, September 16, but the world of Twitter is sadder than usual because last night's 'Breaking Bad' ripped out the hearts of all its devoted fans and stomped on them until they had no feeling left. Yes, some of Twitter is still crying about it, but not necessarily all of them.
Carrie Underwood Brings Adorable Girl from Her ‘See You Again’ Music Video Onstage [VIDEOS]
Carrie Underwood released the music video for her hit single 'See You Again' back in June, which featured an adorable little girl named Brooklyn running into her father's arms after he returned from military service -- and she gave the little girl an encore onstage performance on Friday (Sept. 13).
PETA Is Angry at Katy Perry for Use of Animals in ‘Roar’ Music Video
Katy Perry's new music video for her single 'Roar' is a jungle adventure featuring big cats, elephants and monkeys, and it has angered the animal rights organization PETA.
‘Big Brother’ Star Britney Haynes Reveals Her Baby Girl Has Cancer
Britney Haynes, who was featured on both 'Big Brother' season 12 and 14, welcomed a baby girl on July 13 with husband Nathan "Ryan" Godwin, but she's now revealed that her child has cancer.
‘Teen Mom 3′ Star Mackenzie Douthit Expecting a Baby Girl [VIDEO]
Mackenzie Douthit, who you probably know from 'Teen Mom 3,' is expecting another baby -- and according to a cake she and her husband Josh McKee cut into, it's going to be a girl. Don't worry, they consulted a doctor before consulting a cake.
Taylor Momsen Goes Back to Her Old Style in Topless Promo Photo
Poster will be sold on tour before hitting the merch site #GoingToHellTour #GoingToHellSingle http://t.co/45OZY3j7Zq pic.twitter.com/hTHnx8r6Uo
— Taylor Momsen (@taylormomsen) September 12, 2013
Even though 'Gossip Girl' actress-turned-rock star Taylor Momsen debuted a cleaned up look at New York Fashion Week, seems she's back to her old self in a new tour poster for her band the Pretty Reckless
Bruno Mars, Aubrey Plaza, B.J. Novak + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Good news everyone, it's Friday the 13th! Also Yom Kippur. Or we suppose that's technically bad news if you're the superstitious type and/or you're Jewish and have zero interest in fasting for your sins. For everyone else it's just an excuse to get 'Friday' stuck in your head. And, you know, drink.
Dina Lohan Arrested for Driving While Intoxicated [PHOTO]
While Lindsay Lohan is on the straight and narrow following her stint in rehab, her mother, Dina Lohan, isn't doing quite so well, getting arrested last night (Sept. 12) for drunk driving. And assuming they didn't switch bodies, no 'Freaky Friday' shenanigans were involved.
‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Says Boyfriend Got a DUI Because They Were Trying to Get It On [VIDEO]
Perhaps the most controversial reality show star on 'Teen Mom 2,' Jenelle Evans, was caught on a dash cam during her boyfriend's Sept. 7 DUI arrest, claiming that he was only pulled over for driving recklessly in the first place because they were frantically trying to get home so they could have sex.
She also claims that she and Nathan Griffith certainly weren't trying to do it while driving.
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Sara Gilbert Realized She Was Gay While Dating Johnny Galecki
Sara Gilbert discussed dealing with her own sexuality on 'The Talk' for "secret week" yesterday (Sept. 12). The actress admitted that it wasn't until she dated 'Roseanne' co-star Johnny Galecki that she realized she liked women.
Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan, Wiz Khalifa + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (September 12), Twitter crashed so there wasn't as much celebrity tweeting as we would have liked. Thanks a lot, fail whale. Still, the stars were able to get a couple of jokes in before social media was ruined for the day, so at least there was that.