Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
Amanda Seyfried, Master of the Obvious, Says Everyone Wants a Piece of Channing Tatum
Amanda Seyfried graces the cover of January's In Style magazine, and in addition to talking about her roles in 'Les Miserables' and the biopic 'Lovelace,' she also dished about Channing Tatum's sex life. Because ... when in Rome.
Jaime Pressly’s Mugshot
The 'My Name Is Earl' actress failed a field sobriety test in January 2011 and earned herself a DUI mark on her driving record.
Nick Nolte’s Mugshot
Nick Nolte's infamous 2002 mugshot for DUI is so awful that it's probably been shown in countless anti-alcoholism seminars.
Everyone's favorite drunken munchkin was arrested for disorderly conduct in July 2010 while filming 'Jersey Shore.'
Bill Gates’ Mugshot
The Microsoft co-founder and denizen of dozens of “wealthiest people in the history of ever” lists was arrested in Albuquerque, N.M. for a traffic violation back in 1977.
Heather Locklear’s Mugshot
Heather Locklear was arrested in September 2008 after a witness called 911 and reported her driving erratically on a California highway.
Robert Downey Jr.’s Mugshot
Robert Downey Jr.'s storied past as a substance user resulted in a lot of mugshots, but this one was taken in 2000 after he was arrested in Palm Springs for drug possession.
Amanda Bynes’ Mugshot
Amanda Bynes earned her mugshot in 2012 after the troubled starlet clipped a police car (bad form, Amanda, bad form) and wound up with a DUI charge.
Shaun White’s Mugshot
After Shaun White trashed his Nashville hotel room, set off a fire alarm and got into a fight with someone who tried to stop him from fleeing, he was arrested in September 2012 and charged with vandalism and public intoxication.
Mischa Barton’s Mugshot
Mischa Barton was arrested in 2007 on a drunk driving charge for straddling two lanes of traffic and failing to signal when making a turn.
Randy Travis’ Mugshot
Randy Travis was busted in August 2012 when he was found naked after crashing his car.
Victoria Beckham – Dancing Sperm
No, seriously. In her pre-Spice Girls days, lucky viewers caught Victoria Beckham dressed as a sperm on roller skates.
Whoopi Goldberg – Phone Sex Operator
Whoopi Goldberg is certainly not the first person who comes to mind when thinking of appropriate phone sex operators -- but alas, that's who at least a few guys wound up with when they called a 900 number lo these many years ago.
Jon Hamm – Dresser of Porn Sets
Before his days on 'Mad Men' and '30 Rock,' Jon Hamm worked on soft-core porn movie sets.
Matthew McConaughey – Chicken Coop Cleaner
Matthew McConaughey's known for being one of the most, shall we say, “aromatic” actors in Hollywood, so it's no wonder he was comfortable shoveling chicken coops when he was an exchange student living in Australia.
Brad Pitt – Mascot + Limo Driver
Brad Pitt's first job is every kid's worst nightmare: dressing up as a chicken for a restaurant and handing out fliers to attract customers.
Matt Damon – Breakdancer
He's the epitome of an all-American male, so it's kind of surprising to learn that Matt Damon used to breakdance for cash in Harvard Square.
Johnny Depp – Pen Salesman
Before his days as Capt. Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp used to cold-call people and try to convince them to buy customized ballpoint pens, telling them that if they bought enough, they'd get a grandfather clock.
Hugh Jackman – Clown
Hugh Jackman, the versatile actor of stage and screen, got his start as Coco the Clown at kids' birthday parties, presumably scarring them for life — not necessarily because he was scary (even though all clowns are), but because he was awful.
Ellen DeGeneres – Oyster Shucker
Before she invaded our households as a TV host, the beloved Ellen DeGeneres lived in lots of places and held numerous jobs — including one as an oyster shucker in Louisiana (hey, someone has to get those little aphrodisiacs outta their shells).