Wax Figure Fails: Robert Pattinson

Sometimes when we distill celebrities like Robert Pattinson in wax form, it's easy to question our own taste.

We thought this was cute? When? After how many drinks?

And then you're taking inventory of all of your decisions in life while staring at this shiny, pasty imitation of Pattinson who appears to be made up of recycled Brad Pitts and Colin Farrells and suddenly metaphors make sense.

Go buy yourself a book. You deserve it.