Wax Figure Fails: Regis Philbin + Maybe Kelly Ripa?

Okay, we're having some trouble here -- we know that's a wax Regis, but is Kelly real or fake?

That's the beautiful mystery of Kelly Ripa: She looks like a wax figure.

She'd be really good at hiding from people in a wax museum -- you know, if an angry mob went after her for those dishwasher commercials or whatever. "OUR DISHES AREN'T MAKING CARTOON SPARKLE SOUNDS, YOU PERKY MORNING SHOW MONSTER."

And then she could just hug this Regis figure made entirely of forehead wrinkles and hair gel and no one would ever find her.