The wax artists made Kim Kardashian's boobs cross-eyed to match her face! Symmetry at work!

But also it looks like they took an old Tori Spelling and tried desperately to make her look ethnic -- but not too ethnic because AMERICA.

How do they do that? Can someone explain the process at the wax museum where tan people somehow still look pale and sweaty? Is there a glaze for this and if so, where can we buy it?