Here's a fun game: Crack open the Heidi Klum wax figure and see if it's stocked with babies like a Russian nesting doll.

This figure earns our SEAL of approval. Ha ha ha, we kill us.

But seriously, why is her jaw so square? She looks like she just snorted a bunch of coke and is clenching her teeth really hard because she thinks if she doesn't, her tongue will fall out.

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