Tina Fey Hopes Someone Has a Nip Slip at the Golden Globes
Specifically, relying on someone in the room full of drunken celebrities to have a glorious wardrobe malfunction.
“Because it’s such a fun kind of sloppy night, it’s not really about the host giving any kind of big comedy performance,” Tina told reporters during a conference call. “It’s our job to keep things moving and also try to get the movie stars more liquored-up so that hopefully someone’s boob will fall out of a dress. That’s our main role.”
“The luckiest we could get would be for something interesting and spontaneous to happen,” she added. But just in case: “We have a lot of spontaneous things planned.”
However, don’t count on Fey to get her drink on before the show. She said she won’t imbibe until after the last award is handed out — and even then, she’s a bit of a lightweight, saying, “I will drink half a glass of alcohol and that will put me away,”
Poehler, on the other hand, has other plans. “I’m going to pub-crawl it all the way to the venue and then try to take a two-hour blackout nap before we start,” she quipped. “And then as soon as the show is over, I’m going to go on a 10-day juice cleanse.”
The Golden Globes will air live on Sunday (not to be confused with “Oscar Sunday”), Jan. 13. And yeah, we know awards show are as plentiful as Octomom babies these days — but this will be one to watch.