Continuing to stoke the fires of a feud that doesn't really exist (but soon could) between her and Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of herself in bed cuddling with a cardboard likeness of newly-single singer Harry Styles -- and then got all pissy when people thought she actually had a thing for him or something.
Because as she's so eloquently said before, she's not the slutty one here.
Taylor Swift believes in fairy tales because she's pretty much living one. To the chagrin of delusional Directioners everywhere, Harry Styles professed his love for Swift on New Year's Eve -- then jetted off with her to a tropical island.
If she ever complains about anything, read those two sentences to her over and over again. (And perhaps remind her that she took home $56 million last year.)
We’re pretty sure Lena Dunham is the darling of the critics because the critics are past their midlife and think she must be what all the kids are into today. Because it’s starting to become glaringly obvious that even she thinks she’s far more clever than she actually is.
For this reason, we’ve always found her somewhat annoying. And before you go calling us haters, slow your roll -- we didn’t say we hate her. We can't deny her relevancy, but that doesn't mean we can't be annoyed by it, too.
But now there’s a new reason to find her grating: She’s gone all fanboi on Taylor Swift. So now you can knock out both of them with one roll of the eyes.
This year, Taylor Swift was a charitable chick who gave back to the music community in an apparent mea culpa for her never-ending cavalcade of break-up songs.