With Christina Aguilera set to reclaim her spinning chair on 'The Voice,' current female judge Shakira and her truthful hips are planning an exit, saying the constant travel is wearing out her newborn baby.
Late last month, Shakira's boyfriend punked the internet by announcing she'd had her baby. Then he took it all back and said it was a joke because it was the Latin American equivalent of April Fool’s Day and HAHAHAHA yeah totally hilarious, dude.
Anyway, looks like Shakira really did pop this time. Unless there's yet another version of April Fool's Day we don't know about.
UPDATE: So it seems Shakira's womb still has an "ocupado" sign out front -- Gerard's tweet "coincided with the Latin American equivalent of April Fool’s Day," and several hours later he revealed the whole birth announcement thing was just a joke. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude.
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Congrats to Shakira! The Colombian heartthrob gave birth to a baby with her hot-as-Hades soccer player beau, Gerard Pique. (Seriously, look at his eyes. Un. Fair.)
Shakira may have a baby on the way with futball/soccer/football/whatever player Gerard Pique and a whole new life, but she's currently being sued by her old life to the tune of $100 million.
If this were 1997, we'd probably have an 'Austin Powers' joke for you right about now.
