Selena Gomez

Reunited + It Feels So Meh
Reunited + It Feels So Meh
Reunited + It Feels So Meh
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are never ever getting back together. Except that one time, and this time when they were caught snuggling at a ski-resort alongside Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. Although photographic evidence of Swift and Styles with Jelena have yet to hit the internet, photos of the Biebs and Gomez choking each other with their eye love have surfaced.
And the Beliebers Rejoiced
And the Beliebers Rejoiced
And the Beliebers Rejoiced
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up yet again, and reports suggest another man got in the mix -- but not in the way you're thinking. (Of course not, because that would make them remotely interesting.)
Reunited
Reunited
Reunited
On-again-off-again-on-again (does it really matter anymore?) couple Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were recently seen together having a romantic dinner, prompting Jelena fangirls everywhere to start planning their future wedding and photoshopping what their babies might look like.
It's Complicated
It's Complicated
It's Complicated
After news hit of a breakup between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, even more news was announced that the Biebs was trying to win her back, that they were sharing a bed and now that they're possibly back together after a very public fight. Whoever's in charge of updating their respective relationship statuses on Facebook must be exhausted.
Gather the Press Corps
Gather the Press Corps
Gather the Press Corps
When we last saw Justin Bieber, he was harassing former girlfriend Selena Gomez with ceaseless text messages in an effort to win her nubile affections once more. And maybe he's stumbled upon a system even better than candy and flowers and passive-aggressive Facebook posts -- because the pair allegedly spent the night together earlier this week.
Plain Text
Plain Text
Plain Text
Justin Bieber is having trouble coming to terms with his recent split from Selena Gomez, who loved him way back when he was the poster child for butch women everywhere. Despite the breakup, Bieber has supposedly been texting Gomez constantly in a desperate bid to win her back. Because nothing says love like not letting the object of your affection have a single moment of peace.
'Repulsed'
'Repulsed'
'Repulsed'
As Beliebers everywhere continue to celebrate the break-up of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber with ritual dances to their various gods, news is trickling out about their first ever split over another girl. No, it's not a Victoria Secret model who caused this one. It was supposedly Miley Cyrus.
Aaaand Scene
Aaaand Scene
Aaaand Scene
Beliebers, start your engines. Your boy is single again. Seems the tween star finally figured out he's Justin Bieber and 18 and able to get lingerie model tail, so there was no point in continuing a relationship with Selena Gomez.
Law & Disorder
Law & Disorder
Law & Disorder
In today's crazy lawsuit news, tween heartthrob Justin Bieber is being sued for borrowing the money for a penis enlargement, allowing another person to be sodomized by Usher, and impregnating Selena Gomez. Oh, and also giving her an STD. On a bearskin rug. Possibly simultaneously.