Scott Disick's role model is clearly 'American Psycho' main character Patrick Bateman, played in the movie (based on Brett Easton Ellis' novel) by Christian Bale. They both prefer to dress in expensive suits, have an extensive beauty routine, make lots of cash for very little work, have perfected that dead-in-the-eyes look, and enjoy chopping up women with axes. Emotionally, if not physically.
You may know Scott Disick as the baby-daddy of Kourtney Kardashian's two children and that guy who spends his time on 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' looking like a cross between a 1950s greaser and Bruce Wayne's pampered love child. He's also the dude on 'Kourtney & Kim Take Miami' who's constantly on his iPhone making deals for a job we're not even sure he has.
Regardless, he soaks in obscene wealth, and gave a boost to his douche-cred by sharing what he does on a typical day. And it reads like something you'd see in the Onion.