Douchebag extraordinaire Joe Francis, the founder of 'Girls Gone Wild,' took an innocuous mention of his scantily-clad lady franchise uttered by 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson and ran with it -- offering the sparkly vampire $100,000 to appear in one of his videos.
Presumably with his shirt on.
Which may or may not have had something to do with the rather awkward Thanksgiving dinner she spent with them last month.
Marrying a cardboard likeness of Edward Cullen might not be as crazy as it sounds. Okay, it's kind of crazy, but not in the “I want to give birth like Bella and have my husband bite my baby's umbilical cord off with his teeth” crazy.
Much like the majority of the population over the age of 14, Robert Pattinson has always been very vocal about how he thinks the 'Twilight Saga' is an awful, awful mess of a series, even moreso as the movies wound down to their (thankfully) inevitable conclusion.
And now we have irrevocable video proof of such.
The premiere of 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2' was Monday, Nov. 12, and since it's the final installment in the star-making series, you'd think the young, famous, rich, beautiful and talented (well, mostly) cast would put their best fashion feet forward at the franchise's red carpet swan song.
But in his Nov. 8 appearance on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' he was kind of adorable -- even to us -- when he gamely climbed into a big wooden tub and had a water fight with Fallon.
Nothing like some evasive answers from Kristen Stewart about her possible reunited status with on-again, off-again boyfriend Robert Pattinson to keep people talking -- which could be why the sour-faced actress side-stepped questions and refused to give straight answers about their relationship during a recent 'Today Show' interview about the last film in the 'Twilight Saga'.