When Chris Brown and Rihanna's 8,732nd split was announced earlier today, the Internets went wild looking for anyone at which to point its collective troll finger.
Apparently one of those fingers landed on a self-proclaimed actress and model (read: waitress) named Keisha Kimball, who was spotted holding hands with Brown. But it's not what it looks like!
Will they? Won't they? Wellll ... not right now. Sources are saying music power couple Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken off whatever they had. Again.
Hot on the heels of yesterday's fake 'Pineapple Express' sequel trailer, the new red band trailer for Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogan's end-of-the-world comedy has arrived, and it's just as good as you imagined.
Since Chris Brown apparently can't afford to pay valets, he needs you to buy his upcoming album. And the latest stop in his Public Contrition Tour took him to the 'Today' show, where he apologized for beating up on-again-off-again lover Rihanna.
And he made that apology ... on April Fools Day. So that seems legit.
Late last week, reports of a Chris Brown-Rihanna split emerged after a radio station tweeted that Brown said they weren't together.
Turns out that tweet was really, really old -- and they're still very much in love with one another (and with making the rest of us queasy).
Rihanna is a style lightning rod. On one hand, she plays by her own rules, creating and breaking fashion prescriptions with little regard to how everyone else does things, and sometimes she wows us. Other times, though, she completely misses the mark. We noticed that happens usually when she wears pants.
Now, we're not suggesting she go pantsless anymore -- she does that enough on social media. But her dresses tend to be style grand slams, while her pants are pure strikeouts.
It's that time again -- let's take a moment to gawk at some of the best and worst dressed celebs of the week.
Whether it's Mila Kunis stunning in an Alexander McQueen gown for one of the 'Oz the Great and Powerful' premieres or Rihanna raising eyebrows with doubled up jeans (if that's indeed what they were), there were several head-turning ensembles worthy of praise ... and dissection.
Remember how Chris Brown beat Rihanna beyond recognition back in 2009 before the Grammys? It's okay if you forgot -- apparently she and her dad did too.
In any case, Brown is like, totes sorry for that. Maybe.
