Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan reportedly swore up and down that she's going to stay home for New Year's Eve to start 2013 off right (and sober). But that won't stop her from partying it up with boy band the Wanted ahead of the ball dropping. Nothing will. Nothing. Not even the Atlantic Ocean.

Charity case Lindsay Lohan had her home made over by Bravo and it's all set to air for your viewing pleasure -- even though LiLo bailed and the house has since been trashed.

Beacon of truth and fine upstanding citizen Lindsay Lohan is mad as Hell at the producers of 'Scary Movie 5' because she said they lied to her.

Unless she's forcibly thrown into rehab, Lindsay Lohan probably won't send herself there again voluntarily. Especially when people keep believing that she's too broke to pay for it. That's where the loud-mouthed rehab superhero known by his civilian name Michael Lohan comes in to save the day.

You'd think that two walking Petri dishes wouldn't have so many issues making out, but you'd be wrong. Reports from the 'Scary Movie 5' set indicate Lindsay Lohan actually refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in the flick -- and for any scenes requiring mouth-to-mouth, a body double was used.

Usually we picture crap coming out of Lindsay Lohan's mouth and not necessarily anywhere else. Because everyone knows girls don't poop, duh. But we were forced to ponder such unpleasantness after a report surfaced accusing her of stopping up every single toilet on the set of 'Scary Movie 5' -- something that, according to her, was totally not her fault. Then again, what is?

Add digestion troubles to the list of Lindsay Lohan's sins. Seems that in addition to her money and legal woes, the actress also allegedly shut down the set of 'Scary Movie 5' for a day and a half -- by clogging up the toilet in her trailer.

Lindsay Lohan is a known tanorexic who helped launch the faux tanner, Sevin Nyne. But even her own product makes her look orange and leathery. The natural redhead should embrace her porcelain freckled skin, but instead, she ends up resembling luggage...

In case you hoped to list Lindsay Lohan as the +1 for your weird cousin's wedding, you may want to hold off. The once-promising, now-derailing starlet is denying any association with 123 Talent, the firm that wanted to pimp her out for bar mitzvahs and private appearances for the right price.

Lindsay Lohan is pulling out all the ridiculous stops to avoid jail after her probation was revoked, including having her so-called "spiritual advisor" write a letter on her behalf to Commissioner Jane Godfrey (the acting judge). Because nothing says "good character witness" like someone who trusts horoscopes and tea leaves.

Lindsay Lohan is broke as a bad joke, and her financial and legal woes may make her swallow her pride in exchange for some cash. The once-promising actress is shopping herself for personal appearances, likely in order to pay her $233K in back taxes and to keep her storage locker items from the auction block. Need a wedding date?

As you guys are probably aware, Lindsay Lohan is broke and so far behind on her storage locker rent that it's set to be auctioned off later this month. Obviously we're curious about what's in that thing, and we've got some ideas.

The romantic saga of Lindsay Lohan and the Wanted's Max George has taken a nosedive almost as steep as Lohan's post-'Mean Girls' career: She unfollowed him on Twitter after he dubbed her a "groupie." That's it, you guys. Love is well and truly dead.

Seems Lindsay Lohan's cash flow problems aren't getting any better. She can't afford her crib and she's even selling her clothes -- and now her storage unit is being auctioned off because she's way behind on the monthly rental fees. Get on this, A&E. This could be your highest rated episode of 'Storage Wars' yet.

Lindsay Lohan's probation was revoked (as predicted) and a hearing has been set to see whether she'll have to go to jail . LOL JK we know that won't happen.

Who knew Lindsay Lohan would have anything in common with Taylor Swift aside from delusions of grandeur? Both starlets are dating boy band members -- LiLo's boning Max George of the Wanted and T-Swizzle is sipping malteds with Harry Styles of One Direction. And now, La Lohan is joining Swift's ranks of being dubbed Yoko Ono for causing a rift within her British f-buddy's band.

Lindsay Lohan is adding "groupie" to her resume, because, well, what other work is she getting? Problem is, she may be jeopardizing her legal fate by doing that. (We know. Like she cares.)

Lindsay Lohan's money troubles and obsession with the Wanted continued this weekend, as the actress snatched things from the band's tour bus and complained to the world about her finances.

Lindsay Lohan must not mind being a down low chick or playing groupie, because the occasional actress joined boy band the Wanted on their tour bus to go to Boston.

Lindsay Lohan is continuing her crusade to woo the Wanted singer Max George -- you know, the dude who ditched her when she got too drunk and then popped a psychic in the face.