Lindsay Lohan

While Lindsay Lohan has shown in the past she has no qualms about using Charlie Sheen for a payday when she needs quick cash, apparently she doesn't like it he teams up with the paparazzi to talk about her.

Charlie Sheen is a Hollywood antihero, but he wants to be an actual hero for Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a friend -- a friend without any benefits at all.

Right after being reamed by a judge for being incompetent in practicing California law, Lindsay Lohan's beleagured attorney, Mark Heller, demonstrated he also wasn't too familiar with medicine. Heller swore up and down that La Lohan suffered a concussion in her car crash that spawned her lying to cops case, but -- stop us if you've heard this one before -- law enforcement officials insist no such

Lindsay Lohan's Big Apple lawyer, Mark Heller, returned to court in California today (March 1) in an attempt to get the case in which LiLo lied to the cops after her 2012 car accident dismissed. And he failed completely. In fact, it was such a fail that the judge suggested La Lohan find new counsel.

Despite attorney Mark Heller's best efforts, Lindsay Lohan refuses to accept a plea bargain in that case where she supposedly lied to the cops. This will end well.

Mark Heller may be a horrible attorney for Lindsay Lohan, but he's a glorious treasure trove of material for the rest of us.

Lindsay Lohan may finally have some work coming her way, but she's got a lot of work ahead of her in terms of staying out of the slammer.

Not content with just her mom selling out Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson is now talking about her former girlfriend too ... and so will Lohan's former assistant in court.

Lindsay Lohan continues her losing streak: a lawsuit, half of a gown and even more of the fumes that were once her self-respect. Surprise!

While it's debatable whether Lindsay Lohan gets her endless, (fist) in-your-face energy from energy drinks or something else, she's more than happy to help sell them. For, you know, half a million dollars.

In case you were somehow confused and thought Lindsay Lohan was psychologically sound, here's some clarification: she's a walking macadamia, and now her ex Samantha Ronson's mom is saying so publicly.

In case you were wondering where the beyond-broke Lindsay Lohan got the funds for her beaded nude, silver and gold Theia gown that she donned for the amfAR Gala in New York City, look no further than Charlie Sheen.

After months of dodgy denials, Max George of the Wanted is finally taking accountability for his actions -- specifically, his actions of getting action from Lindsay Lohan. Why so shy, Max? Oh, right. Because it's Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan has a new friend with benefits (not the monetary kind), which is nice. Just make sure you don't say so in her presence.

Michael Lohan, determined to make a mark on this world other than a stain, is now making a mark in the literary realm as well. The estranged father of Lindsay Lohan is, like ex-wife and Orange Oprah Dina Lohan, penning a book about his daughter. Because, you know, he loves her a lot.

Lindsay Lohan was so humiliated that the world knew she was sleeping in her old teenage bedroom at mom Dina's house that she's resorted to crashing at a friend's penthouse in New York City rent free. Because apparently that's a little less embarrassing for her. Okay.

Dina Lohan is nothing if not a dreamer. The Orange Oprah and far-too-proud mom of Lindsay Lohan inexplicably sat down for an interview with 'Extra,' where she discussed her upcoming book (oh, great) and her hopes for her daughter (we all ran out of those after 'Liz & Dick').

Lindsay Lohan didn't mean to stiff her recently fired lawyer Shawn Holley -- she just forgot there was a six-figure debt. As you do.

We've heard it time and time again that due to her tax problems and attorney fees, Lindsay Lohan is broke as a bad joke. And it seems to be true, because she's living with her mother Dina But since they're both allegedly staying at a suite in the Hills of Beverly right now, we honestly don't know what's going on anymore.

Lindsay Lohan returned to L.A. to appear in court today, Jan. 30, for lying to the cops about a car accident that was definitely her fault. She was in New York earlier this week, but rather than facing a possible arrest warrant for skipping court today, LiLo rushed back to Cali with her mother Dina in tow to avoid adding yet another mug shot to her ever expanding collection.