Lindsay Lohan

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Is Barbara Walters gonna hafta cuttabitch? In her genteel way, maybe. Let's just hope there are pictures. The journalist discussed perpetual mess Lindsay Lohan with her 'The View' co-hosts, mentioning that Lohan backed out of a '20/20' interview only to agree to a Q&A with Jay Leno instead -- and Walters is none too pleased about it. Read Mo

Lindsay Lohan will sadly not be amusing us via a one-on-one interview with ABC's Barbara Walters as planned, because for some reason all the network wants to talk about is how much of a trainwreck LiLo is. UNPOSSIBLE.

It's so hard to find good help willing to commit misdemeanors these days. Lindsay Lohan once again finds herself in hot water (where she soaks) as the story involving the car crash she caused yet lied to police about continues to spin out of control. We keep waiting for it to become sentient. It's been a very long wait.

Lindsay Lohan is in trouble yet again -- NO! -- this time for lying to the boys in blue about her June car accident along the Pacific Coast Highway. A wreck she claimed wasn't her fault. Do tell us more, Lindsay.

When she isn't busy not showing up for work, fighting with her dad or looking for a new publicist, Lindsay Lohan spends her time keeping the world safe from dangerous weather phenomena. And if you silly people on the East Coast would just LISTEN TO HER, maybe you could stop boarding up your windows and just relax already.

Lindsay Lohan has lost her long-suffering publicist Steve Honig, who is probably relieved as hell to be rid of the most difficult job in the world: trying to make Lindsay Lohan look good. But surprisingly, the reason he supposedly quit wasn't the continuing antics of LiLo, but rather because of her famewhoring father Michael, who rubbed Steve the wrong way with that surprise intervention last week

It's been a few days with no significant Lindsay Lohan news, but you knew that couldn't last. The latest? She reportedly stole a ton of clothes from the set of 'Scary Movie 5,' but maybe that's because she's nervous about keeping actual cash around and needs something to trade for life's little necessities like food, shelter, and piles of blow.

In the most recent "Lindsay Lohan continues to be a nuclear mess" news, it's been a very big weekend -- starting when her own father staged an intervention to get her back on the path to soberdom. Normally we'd applaud this, but given Michael Lohan's willingness to sell his daughter out for the price of a pack of Skittles, his motives are, shall we say, questionable.

Lindsay Lohan recently said she's voting for Mitt Romney because "employment is very important right now," but leave it to her to have a paying gig -- and then bail on it.

In a rare interview that didn't take place in a squad room, Lindsay Lohan says she knows who she's voting for and why. And the irony is so thick it could stave off anemia.

Maybe Lindsay Lohan wasn't in a drunken stupor after all. After the brawl LiLo had with her mom Dina Lohan the other night that required a visit from her besties over at 911, the truth about mama Lohan's financial woes -- which may have triggered the brouhaha -- is finally coming to light.

It's been a couple weeks since Lindsay Lohan had a face-to-face with the boys in blue, so hey, maybe she's turning over a new le--oh wait. Reset your timers, because early Wednesday morning, the wayward actress had a brawl with her mother that resulted in a 911 call. (Seriously, TLC, how does this family not have a reality show?)

Lindsay Lohan is such a willing target that picking on her these days almost seems like kicking a puppy (if the puppy had terrible judgment and a lengthy rap sheet). But according to her, the "bullying" she endures from the press isn't her first go-round with disparaging remarks -- she allegedly dealt with the same thing when she was younger, too.

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan was out partying this weekend and blah blah blah police.

Last week, shortly after she cried foul on Twitter for young Amanda Bynes not ending up in the clink, our favorite scofflaw Lindsay Lohan got in a little trouble of her own when she was arrested for hitting a pedestrian with her car in New York. Now she wants to sue the guy she hit. Because the one role she's never played is "plaintiff."

Just two days ago, hit-and-run aficionado Amanda Bynes was whining that she didn't understand why everyone kept comparing her to Lindsay Lohan since the two aren't alike at all, except for that whole "child stars gone woefully awry" thing that makes them exactly alike. And early Wednesday morning, Lohan not only proved the point, she one-upped her rival by getting arrested -- for hit-and

It's turning into a real beyotch-fest between Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes, as both "actresses" are apparently pissed that their trainwrecky lives have caused outsiders to compare them to one another. Ladies, we're happy to referee and settle this nonsense: You're both a mess.

They've made so many sequels to the spoof-tastic ‘Scary Movie’ that they’re having a hard time coming up with scary situations to put in the upcoming ‘Scary Movie 5’ -- so clearly, what the writers did was sit in a dark room and try to imagine the most frightening set of circumstances known to man. The result? Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan making the beast with two backs.

Lindsay Lohan and her famous firecrotch were none too pleased to see professional pouty-lipped poseur Paris Hilton at Lady Gaga's fragrance launch party -- cough, circus, cough -- in New York City last Thursday, Sept. 13.

According to reports, Lindsay Lohan was recently booted from the crawling-with-celebs (and God knows what else) Hollywood hotspot Chateau Marmont for not paying her mini-bar bill. While the former actress may be a deadbeat when it comes to her lodging, don't weep for her, Argentina, because she still finds the means to tote a $9,000 Hermes Birkin bag.