Since Kris Humphries decided to skip out on the last settlement hearing on his divorce case with Kim Kardashian last Friday (April 12), another one was scheduled for today -- and this one actually ended with the "dissolution" of the marriage.
For those of you keeping score at home, the divorce proceedings took exponentially longer than the 72-day marriage lasted.
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
Former husband and wife of 72 days, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, were scheduled to rekindle their hatred for one another in person with a court appearance today, but there was one little problem: She was there, but he never showed.
Try as he might, Kris Humphries is having a mighty hard time proving fraud in his attempt to annul his marriage to Kim Kardashian.
The reality starlet and most fragrant flower compiled a pretty diesel list of witnesses for their neverending divorce case, and it seems like K. Humph is going to have his work cut out for him proving he wasn't well aware of their prenup details.
Perhaps not realizing there are more fish in the sea than athletes in the wide world of sports, Lindsey Vonn had two suitors at the same time before settling down with Tiger Woods.
Turns out Kim Kardashian's ex, Kris Humphries, was also barking up her tree.
Even though their heavily televised marriage lasted a mere 72 days, Kim Kardashian swore under oath in a nine hour deposition that she did, in fact, love Kris Humphries.
Kris Humphries is currently in the midst of suing estranged wife Kim Kardashian, claiming their marriage was fraudulent so he can get an annulment rather than a divorce -- which would nullify the non-disclosure agreement he signed before they tied the knot.
Unfortunately for him, a deposition may have revealed that he was in on the fraud all along, re-shooting a scene of him proposing to Kim for 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians.' But those same legal docs reveal Kim might have also faked a lot of scenes on her own that made Humphries look bad.
Kris Humphries is continuing his never-ending quest to prove that his marriage to Kim Kardashian was a sham perpetrated by her family to make money and boost their reality show's ratings -- and for the first time, his family has jumped in to help him make his case.
Guys, you don't have to try so hard. We believe you.
Kim Kardashian had a major miscarriage scare this week, with some reports pinning it on Kris Humphries.
And he didn't like that very much.
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian have been attempting to divorce longer than they were ever together, and it looks like they're finally making some headway to further their irrelevance.
