Kim Kardashian

It's no surprise that Americans don't like politicians, Congress in particular. In fact, a recent survey showed the governmental body is less popular than even cockroaches and colonoscopies. Even still, more Americans would rather hang out with their local congresscritter than a member of the Kardashian family.

Upcoming parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want their baby to be born in style, having just purchased an $11 million mansion in a gated community in Bel Air, Calif. Which they're tearing down and rebuilding because CIVILIAN GERMS EW.

If there's one thing that's important while pregnant, it's dressing well -- at least to Kim Kardashian. So to achieve that goal, she's taking cues from fashionista Victoria Beckham. Too bad she didn't do that before getting dressed for New Year's Eve.

Ah, the love between siblings. It's a beautiful thing. Especially when your brother is Rob Kardashian and he insults you for getting pregnant before being married. Or rather, being pregnant without being married to the father of your baby. To be fair, Kim is married, just not to Kanye West, the father of her fetus. We hate when that happens.

Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean Kim Kardashian won't be spending 2013 having repeated wardrobe malfunctions, the first of which occurred Thursday while on her way to an early morning workout. After all, she's not a mom yet, so she's gotta flaunt things before there's a child around to embarrass.

Kim Kardashian will be married when she gives birth to her spawn with Kanye West ... just not to him.

For a woman who's usually polished on the red carpet -- whether or not we personally like her attire choices -- and who just announced that she's knocked up, Kim Kardashian rang in 2013 looking like a rather inappropriate mess.

After Kanye West's surprise (but not really) announcement that Kim Kardashian is pregnant, publicity -- which had mercifully been relatively scant for the useless tart for a while -- went into full force. Now we know a few more useless pieces of information about the attentionwhore spawn that we didn't before 2013.

Kanye West announced the pregnancy of girlfriend Kim Kardashian by stopping the painful auto-tune during his Dec. 30 show and referring to her as his “baby mama." This also allegedly shocked Kim, who had to pretend she didn't know West was going to tell everyone about the little marketing opportunity growing in her uterus.

Despite a report just a few days ago in which friends claimed Kim Kardashian isn't pregnant, her rep now says she is. And of course Kanye West is the proud baby daddy.

Don't you hate when everyone thinks you're pregnant but then it just turns out you have the flu? No? Well, you're clearly not Kim Kardashian. Because why should Kate Middleton's tummy troubles get all the attention?

Kanye West may not be able to revel in some holiday cheer this year, as he's being forced into some Kim Kardashian Khristmas activities instead. Ho, ho, ho.

The internet was awash in anger and indignation on Dec. 17 when Instagram announced new privacy policy changes that seemingly allowed the hipster-friendly photo site to sell user-uploaded pics without permission or payment. In response, various celebs threatened to delete their accounts or stop posting altogether. And right on cue, Kim Kardashian suddenly woke from a nap and -- realizing she'd mis

Kim Kardashian is Spider Woman, at least when it comes to her impossibly long lashes.

Kim Kardashian once again used her blog for the forces of evil -- this time by sharing the Kardashians' 2012 family Christmas photo. The entire clan is decked out in all white and surrounded by silver confetti and white balloons, and the whole thing reads more "professional photo shoot" than "warm, loving family."

Kanye West isn't doing so hot lately, and apparently the blame rests primarily on his 'Perfect Bitch.' You knew this was coming: Kim Kardashian is reportedly tainting the temperamental rapper's image, and now it's hitting where it hurts the most: his wallet.

Reality star slash pretty much useless person Kim Kardashian recently took time out of her busy busy day of abject famewhoredom to put on bras and panties you can't afford and stare off into space for the French magazine Factice. Slightly NSFW photos below if ladies in lingerie (or Kim Kardashian's face) are an unacceptable part of your work day.

The results are in for AskMen's annual 'Most Desirable Woman' poll, and Jennifer Lawrence (or as we call her, "Katniss Everdeen without the filter") took this year's No. 1 spot. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian, who was at No. 8 last year, dropped a whopping 90 spots down the ladder, metaphorically hitting her chin on every rung as she fell.

If you have a calendar and pay any attention to Mayan predictions, you know the end is nigh. And nothing has made this clearer than the news that Betty White and Kim Kardashian are teaming up and hitting the town. Thankfully it’s only for White’s prank show, so we know she can’t actually be serious about clubbing - klubbing? - with Kimmy K.

We would like to argue that Kim Kardashian, not foundation misuse, is the "worst thing on the planet." Or, you know, cancer. It's a toss-up.