You are traveling through another dimension ... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land in which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't want free stuff.
Ray J, the sometime singer/Brandy's brother/that guy who made a sex tape with Kim Kardashian now has a music video out to accompany his newest single 'I Hit It First.'
And to further prove that his song is definitely not about Kim Kardashian (even though it totally is), he cast her doppelganger in the video. Logic!
The faux reality starlet, whose life is notoriously rife with strife and struggle, is really sad that there's more to gestating the spawn of Kanye West than just sitting around gorging on frosting from the jar.
In related news, the situation in Syria also seems pretty inconvenient.
Despite Kim Kardashian's divorce deposition admitting she hardly sees Kanye West, don't be fooled into thinking he's a deadbeat future-baby daddy.
Yeezy's actually been spending serious dough -- more than most of us make in a year -- just to be with Kardashian for her doctor's appointments for their imminent Kimye spawn.
Since Kris Humphries decided to skip out on the last settlement hearing on his divorce case with Kim Kardashian last Friday (April 12), another one was scheduled for today -- and this one actually ended with the "dissolution" of the marriage.
For those of you keeping score at home, the divorce proceedings took exponentially longer than the 72-day marriage lasted.
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Nick Lachey recently sat down with Details magazine to talk about his new album 'A Father's Lullaby.' But since that's not nearly as interesting as his personal life, it didn't take long for talk to turn to a date he had with Kim Kardashian years ago.
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
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