Kanye West and Kim Kardashian don't need your presents (they'd rather you donate to charity), but that won't stop her family from throwing her a baby shower where her picture will of course be taken.
Remember when Kanye West encouraged Kim Kardashian to record a single? And how that turned out?
He's now encouraging Will Smith to start rapping again. While that would certainly yield better results, do we really need to relive 'Big Willie Style'?
To debut his track 'New Slaves,' Kanye West projected his large, disembodied head onto the side of 66 buildings around the world on Friday, May 17, like a ginormous Wizard of Oz who uses the "n" word a lot.
Kanye West has things to say. And because he's a tortured artist, he can't do it in a press release or interview. He won't be restrained by the man.
So instead, he yells auto-tuned things to his audiences between songs at concerts.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't just have trouble in streets peppered with sign posts.
They also have trouble in their own self-absorbed paradise. Pretty much the entire planet swears they're destined to break up when -- if not before -- their baby is born this summer.
Kanye West was pretty much the only person on the planet who liked Kim Kardashian's 2013 Met Gala gown. Now rumor has it not even the designer himself thought the couch-print confection was cute ... and that he had her wear it on purpose because he and West are secretly in love.
Right. Got it.
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
Ouch. Kim Kardashian and her hideous floral Riccardo Tisci dress, which featured matching granny gloves, were cropped out of Vogue.com's slideshow from the 2013 Met Ball.
And make no mistake -- it was not unintentional editing. It spoke volumes.
You are traveling through another dimension ... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land in which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't want free stuff.
If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.
