Justin Bieber taught his beloved, if not brilliant, Beliebers the meaning of the word "refrain." And not the kind you find in a song, either.
Unfortunately, his fans weren't such quick studies.
Justin Bieber took a break from exercising his salivary glands to get into a different breed of trouble this weekend.
The newly troubled Canadian heartthrob had one of his tour buses stopped and raided for drugs by customs on the border between Michigan and his home country -- and then he got turned away from a New York City nightclub days later.
Hopefully at least Selena Gomez was nice to him, because it hasn't been the kid's week.
Uninhibited Osbourne matriarch and 'The Talk' co-host Sharon Osbourne did a recent interview that was just full of dish -- taking direct aim at Justin Bieber and Kanye West, touching on her temporary split from husband Ozzy, and much more.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez celebrated her 21st birthday together, despite her claiming in interview after interview that she's single. You know what that means, right?
If you're mean to Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez thinks you're a big old meanie.
Unless you're, you know, actually Selena Gomez herself, in which case it's totally fine.
Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie Mallette, is on a book tour. She's on a book tour because she's Justin Bieber's mom.
And guess who she doesn't want to talk about? That's right, her little Canadian phenom son and the very reason she's almost relevant.
Forbes announced its list of the highest earning celebs under 30, and leading the pack is Lady Gaga, followed by Justin Bieber -- both of whom coincidentally also have the most pull on Twitter.
Miley Cyrus is too busy pretending not to know who One Direction are and scrambling for an IV to alleviate her dehydration for all things "urban" (her words, not ours) to realize when she's a pot calling a kettle black.
Case in point? She's instructing Justin Bieber to take time away from the spotlight so people won't get sick of him -- and so he can party in private.
Like most of us, Selena Gomez finds Bradley Cooper mesmerizing.
Also like most of us, Gomez finds Justin Bieber pretty distressing. Unlike most of us, though, Gomez still shacks up with and uses Bieber for publicity, so whose fault is that?
Justin Bieber can't keep his saliva to himself, and it's looking like it's about to cost him.
The latest victim of one of the Canadian's bratty loogies filed a police report about the incident, and the details are even more grotesque that you'd initially imagine.
Justin Bieber went and got himself yet another tattoo, but this one might be the weirdest yet. Because it's a giant replica of his mother's eye on the inside of his arm. Who is now forced to watch everything he does.
Whatever, the ladies will probably still love it anyway.
Ugh, not again with Justin Bieber and the bodily fluids.
Remember how Selena Gomez was pretty much enlisted by Justin Bieber's camp to keep him out of trouble?
Yeah, about that.
Justin Bieber has some lil' friends who those close to him -- including his mom, Pattie Mallette -- insist are big trouble.
But he's a big boy now, and he's not gonna listen to anyone. They're not the boss of him!
It's no secret that Lil Twist loves weed -- and that he may have spread that love to his BFF and the water to his sponge, Justin Bieber. But it is a little surprising how stupid this guy can be.
Case in point? He drove Bieber's chromed out Fisker Karma, the most conspicuous car on the road anywhere, while smoking blunts and speeding at the same time.
After getting a whole lot of bad press for peeing in a soap bucket and degrading the lovable Bill Clinton, Justin Bieber is emerging with his tail between his legs.
And his hand on the Stanley Cup. Wait, what?
Lil Twist doesn't do much besides wreak havoc in Justin Bieber's cars, and he continued his jackass streak this week. The rapper (we guess) went all out this time and got a DUI in Bieber's whip.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are, once again -- for the umpteenth time -- back together.
However, this time there's a bit of a catch: Gomez has pretty much been enlisted by Bieber's camp not only for press, but also to keep the Canadian heartthrob on the straight and narrow.
If you didn't think l'enfant terrible Justin Bieber was already bratty enough, we have new evidence that may finally convince you: Earlier this year, he was caught on video (by an apparently easily-impressed friend) peeing into a mop bucket in the back of a restaurant. Because, you know, class.
"Wait? Wait? What do you mean someone is upset they have to clean that? That's prime Justin Bieber urine," we imagine him asking incredulously when someone got angry.
Selena Gomez is a crafty little princess.
After refusing to ever publicly speak about her on-again-off-again love Justin Bieber (except for when she mocked him on live TV), she featured a voicemail from him on a new song.