Earlier in the week, Jimmy Kimmel gave the German government an ultimatum: Return Justin Bieber's quarantined monkey, or German fascination David Hasselhoff would meet his maker.
But regardless of his (and Kid Rock's) threats to "off the Hoff," Kimmel still hadn't heard anything from Deutschland as the deadline approached.
Other than Selena Gomez and his own neighbors, it's hard to find anyone who isn't a Belieber (at least not a closeted one). One particularly surprising member of Justin Bieber's fan club?
Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher. Seriously.
Justin Bieber recently went back to his roots -- and no, we don't mean his natural hair color. We mean he went back to having bangs, bangs and only bangs. Which gave him a certain resemblance to Keira Knightley's character in the film 'Domino.'
Drake Bell is grasping at the last straws of relevance by trolling Justin Bieber fans on Twitter and flopping off of a diving board and at life, and it all came to a head at LAX last night.
Jimmy Kimmel, in conjunction with Kid Rock for some reason, plans to free Justin Bieber's monkey from its quarantine in Germany ... by threatening to kill David Hasselhoff.
It's so crazy that it just might work.
Justin Bieber has been spiraling pretty publicly lately, but it's totally not his fault. In fact, the only person to blame for his actions is ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez. Because obviously.
Poor little rich boy.
Justin Bieber revealed in a new Teen Vogue interview that he has a hard time trusting people ... and that Lil Twist -- you know, the dude who crashes Bieber's cars all the time and lives rent free in his mansion -- is his best friend.
Somehow, we think those two things may be related.
For the amount of crap Justin Bieber has got from TMZ hounding his every move, it was only fitting that the phenom get back at Harvey Levin and Co.
And get back he did.
Though it's unclear why a metal and rock manager cares so deeply about Justin Bieber, Peter Mensch, the handler for acts like Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, wants to spank him.
Is that how he keeps his own bands in line? Because we can't really see Anthony Kiedis going for that.
In literal news that actually sounds like a lot of euphemisms, Justin Bieber's been sharing his pad with a bunch of pals ... and leaving his monkey in customs.
