If you're mean to Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez thinks you're a big old meanie.
Unless you're, you know, actually Selena Gomez herself, in which case it's totally fine.
Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie Mallette, is on a book tour. She's on a book tour because she's Justin Bieber's mom.
And guess who she doesn't want to talk about? That's right, her little Canadian phenom son and the very reason she's almost relevant.
Forbes announced its list of the highest earning celebs under 30, and leading the pack is Lady Gaga, followed by Justin Bieber -- both of whom coincidentally also have the most pull on Twitter.
Miley Cyrus is too busy pretending not to know who One Direction are and scrambling for an IV to alleviate her dehydration for all things "urban" (her words, not ours) to realize when she's a pot calling a kettle black.
Case in point? She's instructing Justin Bieber to take time away from the spotlight so people won't get sick of him -- and so he can party in private.
Like most of us, Selena Gomez finds Bradley Cooper mesmerizing.
Also like most of us, Gomez finds Justin Bieber pretty distressing. Unlike most of us, though, Gomez still shacks up with and uses Bieber for publicity, so whose fault is that?
Justin Bieber can't keep his saliva to himself, and it's looking like it's about to cost him.
The latest victim of one of the Canadian's bratty loogies filed a police report about the incident, and the details are even more grotesque that you'd initially imagine.
Justin Bieber went and got himself yet another tattoo, but this one might be the weirdest yet. Because it's a giant replica of his mother's eye on the inside of his arm. Who is now forced to watch everything he does.
Whatever, the ladies will probably still love it anyway.
Ugh, not again with Justin Bieber and the bodily fluids.
Remember how Selena Gomez was pretty much enlisted by Justin Bieber's camp to keep him out of trouble?
Yeah, about that.
Justin Bieber has some lil' friends who those close to him -- including his mom, Pattie Mallette -- insist are big trouble.
But he's a big boy now, and he's not gonna listen to anyone. They're not the boss of him!
It's no secret that Lil Twist loves weed -- and that he may have spread that love to his BFF and the water to his sponge, Justin Bieber. But it is a little surprising how stupid this guy can be.
Case in point? He drove Bieber's chromed out Fisker Karma, the most conspicuous car on the road anywhere, while smoking blunts and speeding at the same time.
After getting a whole lot of bad press for peeing in a soap bucket and degrading the lovable Bill Clinton, Justin Bieber is emerging with his tail between his legs.
And his hand on the Stanley Cup. Wait, what?
Lil Twist doesn't do much besides wreak havoc in Justin Bieber's cars, and he continued his jackass streak this week. The rapper (we guess) went all out this time and got a DUI in Bieber's whip.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are, once again -- for the umpteenth time -- back together.
However, this time there's a bit of a catch: Gomez has pretty much been enlisted by Bieber's camp not only for press, but also to keep the Canadian heartthrob on the straight and narrow.
If you didn't think l'enfant terrible Justin Bieber was already bratty enough, we have new evidence that may finally convince you: Earlier this year, he was caught on video (by an apparently easily-impressed friend) peeing into a mop bucket in the back of a restaurant. Because, you know, class.
"Wait? Wait? What do you mean someone is upset they have to clean that? That's prime Justin Bieber urine," we imagine him asking incredulously when someone got angry.
Selena Gomez is a crafty little princess.
After refusing to ever publicly speak about her on-again-off-again love Justin Bieber (except for when she mocked him on live TV), she featured a voicemail from him on a new song.
Most of your favorite celebs are still celebrating America's birthday today (July 5), but plenty of them still got down to business where it matters: Twitter. Because the truly famous never take a vacation from 140-character missives on everything from selfies to silly advice
Tell us if you've heard this before (because we know you have): Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are together and totally in love. Then they split, and she makes fun of him somehow, whether passive aggressively in a choreographed video or outright on a talk show.
Then Jelena get back together and show it over social media. Guess what? That's happening right now.
Justin Bieber has raised the ire of his neighbors with antics like speeding and spitting, but there's at least one person in his Calabasas, Calif. neighborhood who doesn't think he's a dirtbag: NFL legend Willie McGinest.
A rider from a recent Justin Bieber photoshoot has been obtained by TMZ, and it's a gem -- with demands ranging from no one being allowed to speak to him to Selena Gomez's music being banned in his presence.
Well then.