Russell Brand is a comedic genius, albeit one who's utterly insane.
Proof? Last night, April 16, he went on 'Conan' and talked about, among other things, a foursome with the Kardashians, how he'd sleep with Jennifer Lawrence (who wouldn't?), using hypnotism to stop his sexual desires, and convincing Tom Cruise to convert him to Scientology.
Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence. (We were kind of hoping she'd show up if we did that, but apparently that only works in movies.)
In a new interview, the adorable actress and everyone's imaginary BFF proved yet again that she's just your average, hilarious, self-deprecating girl with an assload of money. Why a sonnet or a ballad hasn't been written about this chick yet, we do not know.
Jennifer Lawrence may be a well-loved Oscar-winner now, but as a kid, the other chicks didn't like her so much. Probably because some of those same endearing, human qualities she has now that we love so much made her the odd girl out back then.
Little did those bullies know they were noogying a future Academy Award winner.
Jennifer Lawrence snagged an Academy Award and a campaign with Miss Dior this year, and the first time she saw the photos of her haute couture fashion shoot was on the Oscars red carpet, prompting her to wonder who the girl in the snaps was.
But J. Law humbly gave Photoshop credit for all of her pale-faced beauty, because how could a human -- even one as perfect as J. Law -- possibly look like that in real life?
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