Who throws a shoe? Honestly? (Sorry if references to 'Austin Powers' are no longer de rigueur these days.)
While Taylor Swift often refuses to outright talk about her personal life, she has no problem making a spectacle out of it and then complaining when people gossip about it. Case in point: Her opening performance of the 2013 Grammys, in which she used a British accent to mock her ex, One Direction singer Harry Styles.
Unfortunately for Swift, Styles couldn't care less.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are delusional enough to think they're still relevant -- and we're suckers enough to enable them -- but they took it to a whole new level.
When asked who they'd want to play them in the movie version of their lives that will never happen, the couple, collectively known as Speidi, had another one named set of former flames in mind: Haylor.
After the inevitable breakup between Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, the One Direction member was photographed in a hot tub at Richard Branson's Necker Island getaway with a chick named Hermione Way (the red bikini'd girl above).
Way has since been offered cold hard cash to sell her story to the press, but in a recently published Facebook post, the one-time star of the Bravo reality show ‘Start-Ups: Silicon Valley’ reveals why she refused to take the money and run.