Courtney Stodden has always looked somewhat, uh, enhanced. So much so that she once took lie detector tests to prove she'd never gone under the knife before. But finally, Courtney Stodden has opted for breast augmentation -- just as Nostradamus predicted she would.
Courtney Stodden, your favorite 18-going-on-40 media darling, can now add "making sex tapes" to her list of talents, right below "making duck faces" and "not wearing clothes."
Courtney Stodden has been unusually quiet lately.
But then she popped up at designer Maggie Barry's M8 fashion show in Hollywood this week, managing to escape from husband Doug Hutchinson's basement and doing what she does best: turning that entire event into a story about Courtney Stodden.
Now that Courtney Stodden is modeling nude on her first magazine cover, she's had to endure rigmarole from the relentless media wanting to know about it.
Or from a guy named Corpsy. Who actually does exist.
Remember that time Courtney Stodden bonded with a fake corpse on the cover of Girls & Corpses magazine? Now there's video to go with it.
For those of you waiting to see Courtney Stodden in the nude, here's your chance. Because even though Playboy shot her down, Girls & Corpses has come to the rescue.
If the gruesome crucifixion of a Nazarene carpenter reminds us of anything, it's Courtney Stodden. So it only makes sense that she'd be there to help everyone celebrate Easter.
Can't get enough Courtney Stodden? Do you wish she could hang out in your bedroom while you play Xbox and eat from take-out containers? You're in luck!
When Courtney Stodden is not imparting her wisdom to America's youth or pretending to be her own relatives, she apparently cooks.
But Paula Deen, she ain't.
Once upon a time, nubile 16-year-old Courtney Stodden was sold by her evil step-mother to a creepy old King for a publicity stunt that could spin straw into gold. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
This is pretty much the tale that Stodden weaved for two young girls who were interviewing people at a pre-Oscars gifting suite. We don't know why any of them were there and we don't care. Because the girls' reactions are priceless.
