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Chris Brown did to his car the night before the 2013 Grammys what he did to Rihanna the night before the 2009 Grammys.

Even though Chris Brown and Frank Ocean have pretty much dropped any talk of their alleged brawl -- and Ocean isn't pressing charges against Brown in the incident -- C-listers are still tittering about it. The latest to chime in? Former 'N Sync singer Lance Bass -- but he's got a legitimate point to make, not mindless trolling.

Chris Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos, is taking the bold step of saying that Brown is being unfairly persecuted by the L.A. County District Attorney. Sort of like that white dude Breezy painted on those crosses.

On Wednesday, Feb. 6, Chris Brown put on his best non-blood-spattered suit and appeared before a judge who's going to decide if Brown lied about completing his court-mandated probation. And who was by his side but Rihanna, wearing more clothes at once than we've seen her wear ever. You know what they say: The couple that goes to court hearings together -- so a judge can decide if he violated the p

UPDATED: According to Brown's reps, this whole thing was the work of a hoaxster. One of his mouthpieces told Gossip Cop, “It’s fake. He currently doesn’t have an Instagram.” Which could be an attempt at damage control, or it could be the truth. You decide. ---- Chris Brown recently took to his Instagram account, which he made private after a fight with singer Frank Ocean, to complain about how har

Chris Brown is such a walking disaster that "Chris Brown" should become a verb to explain how douchey someone is. Like, "Chris Brown totally Chris Browned all over the place." In addition to being accused of faking his community service by the L.A. District Attorney, it's been revealed that he may have charmingly yelled a homophobic slur during his brawl over a parking spot wit

Not long after Rihanna opened up to Rolling Stone about how Chris Brown "doesn't have the luxury to f--- up again," the bizarre, tempestuous duo were spotted at a club together in the wee hours of this morning (Feb. 4), which isn't unusual. What is? Karrueche Tran was there. With another dude. This made poor widdle Bweezy sad.

Chris Brown is the poster boy for questionably deserved forgiveness: First Rihanna, then the Grammys and now Frank Ocean.

Masters of discretion, anger management and hypocrisy Rihanna and Chris Brown have finally and officially admitted they're dating again, despite that one time in '09 that he beat her so badly she was rendered almost unrecognizable. But hey, it's cool. He's on probation now. Water under the bridge, amirite ladies?

For someone who insists he didn't throw a punch, Chris Brown sure doesn't look it. The singer, dancer, Rihanna jumpoff and notorious hothead was spotted with a cast on his right hand following his fight with Frank Ocean. Or was it from those pesky nails?

Break up with Chris Brown, land on the cover of a magazine. If you ask us, Brown's former girlfriend Karrueche Tran came out of this whole thing way ahead. In addition to being featured on Rolling Out (her first cover ever), the 24-year-old model told the publication how it affected her when Chris Brown dumped her for Rihanna last year.

Frank Ocean is so pissed at Chris Brown over their parking space slapfight that he wants the probationary poster boy prosecuted. (We know, say that five times fast.) However, the charges likely won't be as severe as the 'channelORANGE' singer would like.

Chris Brown's quest to convince us he's the music world's biggest jerk continues, this time by being investigated for assault against singer Frank Ocean. Over a parking space. Come now, children. If you're going to play together, you'll have to learn how to share.

In news that will give a glimmer of hope to humanity, Chris Brown reportedly isn't even close to thinking of marrying Rihanna. And that should make Lena Dunham really happy, because she's smart enough to know a bad idea when she sees one.

Perhaps capitalizing on his reunion with Rihanna -- which, if you'll recall, is nobody's business despite being plastered all over Instagram and Twitter -- pranksters called in a scare at Chris Brown's Los Angeles mansion. The frantic phony phone call insinuated that a horrific domestic violence situation was going down, so of course cops swarmed the joint. Because history.

For someone so averse to talking about her relationship with Chris Brown in interviews, Rihanna has no problem using it to sell records. Case in point: Days after the release of her Complex magazine cover story, in which she walked out when asked about a duet with her former abuser and current jumpoff, she released the cover art for her single, 'Stay' -- and it features her embracing Brown. Read M

After throwing a celebratory tantrum following his 2012 Grammy wins, Chris Brown is desperate to create some more controversy in 2013. And this time, he wants Rihanna to be a part of the drama, because she's into that sort of thing. Don't worry, though -- from the sounds of it, this one won't end in an arrest or black eyes (or worse, cryptic Instagram photos).

Country singer Miranda Lambert didn't like Chris Brown last year when she lambasted him on Twitter for winning two Grammys -- and she doesn't like him any better now. This is of course why we love Miranda Lambert: not only for sticking to her convictions, but also for her relentless pursuit of Chris Brown.

One of many Chris Brown feuds, but the one that blessedly ended with him temporarily deleting his account stemmed from an argument with Twitter comedian Jenny Johnson.

Just after the newly blond but still douchetastic Chris Brown decided he was tired of the drama involved with the clearly self-disrespecting Rihanna, he was spotted courtside at a Lakers game with the bleating belter on Christmas Day.