The media apparently lacks the imagination necessary to give Jennifer Aniston any narrative other than "scorned woman."
Following reports that the former 'Friend' is postponing her wedding to Justin Theroux, many are now speculating it's because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expected to finally tie the knot this summer.
If you want to see Angelina Jolie topless in a still photo and not on film, you're in luck. Especially if you wanted to see her topless with a horse.
Basically, you're in luck if you're a rich weirdo.
Back in 2000, before she was a humanitarian super-mom with a brood of six or Brad Pitt's fiancee, Angelina Jolie picked up an Oscar for her believable portrayal of a nutjob in 'Girl, Interrupted.'
And she showed up looking like the lovechild of Morticia Addams and Priscilla Presley to do it.
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling that Brad and Angie (she lets us call her that) had finally tied the knot.