Jennifer Lopez rarely misses at galas and glam events. But when she's off her game, she's off by miles -- like back in 2010 when she wore what looked like a quilt to the 2010 Oscars.

The pale pink Armani disaster had a huge, tumor-like train growing out of its side. It was like she rolled out of bed with the comforter still attached to her body and was just too tired to notice.

La Lopez is a curvy diva, so we're perplexed as to what purpose all this extra fabric serves. Was her clutch too small to carry tissues so she was planning to use the side sash to blow her nose?

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