Long before she was Mrs. Kutcher (on Twitter, at least), Demi Moore wore one of the worst dresses in Oscar history -- and she even took credit for designing it herself.

Her get-up for the 1989 ceremony featured a bustier with bike shorts. And even though they were made of velvet instead of spandex, that did nothing to class 'em up. What's more, the skirt, which appeared detachable, seemed to be some sort of bedspread-like fabric.

This was overkill even for the decade of excess.

Fortunately, as Demi got older, her fashion sense greatly improved (even if her taste in men didn't).