- Kate Gosselin lost her job as a blogger for some coupon site because she wasn't "authentic" enough. Or she's just a pain in the ass to work with. Whichever. [The Superficial]

- Beyonce will be the half-time act at the Super Bowl in February. The safe bet is on her nipples staying completely covered. [PopCrush]

- Amanda Bynes is still ignoring everyone, even Jennie Garth. [Us Weekly]

- Elle Fanning went to an event wearing a bed of roses, a neck brace, and a kicky cardigan. [Go Fug Yourself]

- Bette Midler might play Rachel's grandmother on 'Glee.' Bonus points if she shows up in her 'Divine Miss M' wheelchair. [ScreenCrush]

- Honey Boo Boo has more sense than Lindsay Lohan. [Jezebel]

- Further (alleged) proof that Tom Cruise is not a very nice dude. [Celebitchy]